This week we explore the life and astrology of the artist known as JoJo Siwa. We dive DEEP into Joelle Joanie’s family life, her relationship with Abby Lee, her recent interviews and OF COURSE her naughty girl era and the release of her single Karma. We chat through her shockingly earth heavy birth chart and the transits in JoJo’s chart that align …

This week we dive into the astrology, the history and the drama of RuPaul. Aubrey kicks us off with a deep dive into RuPaul’s career timeline as we start to unpack their birth chart. Dani takes us through some incredibly Scorpio-coded moments from a recent interview and we look at their career and transits over the past 30+ years. We discuss his re…

Did you really do an episode on Ariana Grande’s birth chart and synastry with her most iconic exes? Yes, and? This week’s epi is all about the cancer icon, Miss Ariana Grande. We deep dive into her Birth Chart to see what makes this pop girly the slutty superstar that she is. After looking at Ari’s birth chart, Aubrey gets into some notable transit…

Taylor Swift has been one of the most requested topics since day one of Astro Sluts and we’ve finally caved. We’re diving into the birth chart of Miss Blondie herself, in this episode we discuss what makes her unlike any Sagittarius we’ve ever seen, why she’s such a girlboss despite her Cancer moon and Scorpio rising and so SO much more. We also lo…

If you’re in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘N…

From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, …

Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Merc…

Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festiv…

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we’re bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus ent…

This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar…

Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We’re kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week’s horror-scope. …

Aubrey and Dani sat down with Eileen from Aura Aura to chat aura photography, the energetic field and COLOR! We kick off the episode by discussing Eileen’s background, how she made her way into aura photography and created Aura Aura. We then discuss the process of getting an aura photo taken, Eileen breaks down how the camera captures the aura and …

As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we’re leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week’s upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week’s sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex e…

Slut hot summer just doesn’t stop! This week we’re discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type’. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster. This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon…

Speak your truth, besties!! Today we’re talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like’ while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week’s astrological roster an…

It’s a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we’re turning up the heat! This week is all about MARS, our planet of turn ons and getting heated. We kick off the episode by chatting about this week’s Venus cazimi and the asteroid Juno’s shift into leo. Then, we dive into Mars through the signs and their hookup archetypes from the ‘jock’ to the ‘escape artist’. We disc…

Hey besties!! This week we’re discussing even more of the asteroids that spice up our love lives, flirting patterns and situationships. We get into some life updates from the sluts then dive into mercury’s retroshade during the roster. WTF is a retroshade? We’ll get into it! For today’s Sex Ed lesson we look at a handful of asteroids from Psyche to…

If you ever forget what being a Sagittarius is all about, return here. We got to chat all things sag stelliums, astrological timing and crushes (obviously) with writer, scammer and certified It Girl, Caroline Calloway. We dove into Caroline’s birth chart, discussed her astrocartography and astrological timing of Scammer’s release, her writing proce…

#AstrologyTikTok has been hyping up this Venus Retrograde for MONTHS so we figured we’d break it all down. Spoiler alert: YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE. We kick off the episode with personal updates and a rundown of the astrological forecast from the sun moving into leo to the full moon in aquarius. Then, we get into the hottest transit of the summer, the V…

We are SO EXCITED to welcome one of our favorite astrologers to ASTRO SLUTS! Alice Bell is on the pod today to discuss her new book ‘Trust Your Timing’. We discuss Alice’s journey as an astrologer from giving readings to friends and family to her current position as the British Vogue’s resident astrologer. We get into the timing and astrological tr…

We’ve got a scandalous episode for you today, besties!! Before we get into it we give some life updates that range from social anxiety to sustainable banking then we get into this week’s astrological roster. We have a new moon in cancer coming our way but the major event this week is the nodal shift to Aries/Libra. Then, we get into it!! We discuss…

This submission comes from a listener who has known their current partner for seven years and always thought they were a libra rising but recently discovered they’re a SCORPIO RISING. WTF! We give them advice on how to take a fresh look at their partner’s birth chart and give themselves a break. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @…

Welcome back to SEASON 6 of Astro Sluts. We’re hot, we’re slutty, AND it's summer, what else could we ask for!?! This season is all about sex, flings, flirting and as always FUN. We kick off the season with some MAJOR life updates, new eras alert, then we get into this week’s ROSTER. The roster is a weekly update of the current astrological ‘player…

Grab your bestie and a bevvy because we have a VERY SPECIAL episode for you! The Good ChildREeEeeeeNNnnn are live from our hotel room to talk bestie life and iconic duos. We kick off the episode discussing Andrew and Joe’s birth charts and how their charts embody both their friendship and podcast. We get into dating while in a codependent friendshi…

Ok…we’ll admit we came in HOT on this one but it’s because we love y’all. This week’s submission comes from a listener who has been on and off, hot and cold, back and forth with their dream girl. Small issue, the dream girl has a girlfriend. We discuss getting led on by libras, setting boundaries with a situationship and being made the priority tha…

We’re switching things up for today’s quickie with our first ASTRO BOOK CLUB! We’re discussing Exalted, one of the most WTF books we’ve ever read. This book follows Emily, the owner of a popular astrology meme account and Dawn, an angry, middle-aged lesbian. Things quickly spiral out of control with this Scorpio and Leo duo and that’s where our dis…

A leo moon listener in a long term relationship is feeling unfulfilled with their partner’s inability to constantly perceive and obsess over them (relatable). We discuss how to express your needs to your partner however “needy” they may seem and how to find some of that fulfillment within. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astros…

We’re always looking for a new way to expand our knowledge of ourselves and maximize our energy. This week we’re joined by @attstrology to discuss all things Human Design! Human Design combines many ancient modalities (like astrology!) to give us a blueprint of our energetic makeup. You may know the types or have that one friend who is obsessed wit…

Dust off your American Girl Dolls, sluts! We’re bringing the dolls out of the basement for a very special episode with our guest host Harry Hill. You probably know digital darling @veryharryhill from his viral memes, Kit Kittredge halloween costume and his podcast Harrytales, but we got to know him a little deeper as we sat down with Harry to discu…

This quickie comes from a listener who is crushing on their coworker. We give our take on the controversial topic of dating your coworkers and decide if the astrology of these coworkers is HOT enough to take the risk. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676…

This week's quickie comes from a listener who feels more connected to their sidereal chart than their tropical chart. They ask us our perspective on the different systems of astrology and which one they should turn to. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-67…

School’s out besties! We made it through a season of math, numbers, angles, degrees and more. We kick off our last episode by chatting about our summer fantasies and wardrobe updates then the bell rings for the morning announcements. We discuss upcoming astrological transits from mercury entering taurus to venus entering gemini. After the morning a…

As we near the end of a season full of math and numbers, we dip our toe into the more mystical side of the equation with numerology. We kick off the episode with some life updates, it is the astrological new year after all, then get into ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other a Capricorn and Aquarius themed question. On the ‘morning announcemen…

For our latest quickie we respond to a text from a listener asking our thoughts on gender’s place in astrology. AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS! We dive into traditional astrology’s use of the masculine/feminine, the gender of the planets and share other ways to interpret these energies beyond the gender binary. We also get into individual astrology and discu…

We’re back in geometry class to discuss degree theory! We open the episode with some life updates and a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other Scorpio and Sagittarius themed questions. There’s lots to discuss during the morning announcements as we head into the astrological new year (hint: LOTS of aries energy ahead). Study hall this we…

Saturn has entered Pisces and for a lot of y’all that means your Saturn return is upon you! We discuss WTF a Saturn return is, what Saturn in Pisces means for the collective and how your Saturn return may affect you based on the house where your natal saturn placement lives. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave u…

We’re taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We’re talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then during the morning announcements we explain transits, how to read them and how to use them to your advantage as you move through the world. The s…

This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a listener who is crushing on an aries firefighter. Our listener wonders if their aries venus is to blame for this fiery infatuation or if this relationship is as astrologically special as it feels. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and …

Conjunctions, sextiles, squares and more! In this episode we break down the five major aspects AKA those colorful lines on your birth chart. We start the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we discuss emerging from our shells and making art. During this week’s morning announcements we discuss Mercury and Saturn entering pisces as well a…

Get to know us! We let y’all run this episode and answer all your burning questions. From sharing our earliest memory together to calling out the sign with the worst style, get to know your co-hosts on a more personal level. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to …

Ever wonder why you always fall for that one sign? Your vertex placement may answer that question. This week we dive into this obscure placement of fated connections. First we play a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and discuss the eight phases of the moon during the ‘morning announcements’. Then the study hall bell rings and we discuss all things vertex…

Grab your compass and protractors! Today we’re breaking down the circle (the birth chart) into 36 pieces (the decans). We kick off the episode with our morning announcements and share what the upcoming astrological shifts may mean for you. Then, Dani guides us through an overview of the decans and Aubrey gets into all 36 placements to share how the…

Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! To close out our Valentine’s Day quickie trilogy we’re playing cupid. We asked y’all to let us match you and you filled TF out of the google form. We kick off the episode by matching two ‘bestie vibes only’ pairings then get into the romance. We shout out some of our favorite submissions and then get to matchmaking. Fo…

Welcome to part two of our Valentine’s Day quickie series! It wouldn’t be an Astro Sluts love fest without chatting about the most important kind of love - self love! We discuss how each venus placement can light up their own heart and fulfill their needs just in time for Valentine’s Day. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astrosl…

Find your seat, sharpen your pencils and get ready for the first day of school. We’re kicking off SZN 5 (can you believe?!) with an episode discussing the quadrants. But first, we catch up on what we’ve been up to while on our break, play a little game of Talk Astro to Me then discuss the current state of the sky during the ‘morning announcements’.…

Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! We’ve got a three part Valentine’s Day inspired Quickie series coming your way. For the first episode of the trilogy we’ll chat synastry and composite charts. Give it a listen then run to astro.com and input your crush’s birth info. match making google form Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslut…

Merry Christmas Sluts! Get ready for a silly little Christmas quickie. We’ve been “researching” all season to put together a list of Christmas movies that best embody each sign. From Christmas classics to cringy Netflix originals, listen to find out which movie we chose for your sign. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutss…

Still holiday shopping, sluts? From conversation card games for our mercury-ruled signs to “anything with a snake on it” for our scorpios, we’ve got you covered with a complete guide to shopping for every sign. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 t…

Your resident fire and air besties put their powers together to give a pisces listener some advice on setting boundaries as a water sign. We give our listener tips on approaching tough conversations and also reminders to help them stand tall in their boundaries and needs. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a…

Grab a box bestie! This week we discuss the astrological timing of moving and the transits to look out for. We kick off our final episode of SZN 4 with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and close out the cycle of zodiac themed questions then get into this week's astrological forecast. We touch on the current eclipse season and talk about Jupiter's move …