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We talk about the career of Charlize Theron, one movie at a time. We've basically copied Denzel Washington is the Greatest Actor of All Time, Period (which is the greatest podcast of all time, period), but for Charlize Theron. New episodes whenever there are new Charlize movies! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Immortals! Suicide by science! An old premise with new ideas and explanations! Charlize punches and swings axes with the best of them in another new adaptation of a graphic novel, it's The Old Guard! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Revisit a time before orange was allowed on Fox News! Then watch a monster get toppled by the hot women he coveted! We're reviewing Charlize's 3D printed nostril plugs AND her ability react without moving her face! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
If you were to meet them in real life you'd think they were a family of obsessive compulsive magicians, but fear not! They're only animated here so the effect is diminished! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
We're back and surfing the crest of Charlize's blue wave! Love is love, even between a goddess and a schlub!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Now we've done the Theronathon, we're turning our attention to the most beloved actor in the world...--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Fall in love with a belligerent pixie dream girl in our sort of final episode! (For now, until Charlize comes out with her next movie, of course.) Surprising takes abound on this collaboration with a sarcastic Keanu Reeves and we sum up our thoughts on our girl's whole career as best we can!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p…
A full compliment of R. Jr (with the triumphant return of Justin Tunney) relentlessly chases the greatness of the simplest but most spectacular entry in Charlize's career!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
It's The Alien Advocate! It's homicidal K-PAX! It's Rosemary's Baby... FROM SPACE! Special guest Sara Kantner helps us diagnose just what the heck is up with Johnny Depp's hair!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Skillful curmudgeons unite to solve a murder and become aware of a national existential crisis! You know, like in the Bible!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
30% spoiler free! We are rejuvenated after our last few reviews by a late entry from the Young Adult team!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Mike Rubino brings some expertise to our analysis of Woody Allen's influences, which somehow do not involve being hypnotised into making a movie every year.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
The law of averages determines that if you make enough movies you'll eventually make at least one that's... as awful as this. Woody Allen earns his reputation as a sex pest and makes us want to avoid following our hearts in a densely appalling tale about nothing!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support…
Explode your pearls and climb a ribbon to the future. What started as a joke is now an actual episode. A limousine is a car. A podcast is sound. Is this in France?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
The first one's always a little rough, so don't feel bad. Instead feel bad that this show commented on issues that it itself was perpetuating!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Pick a thing to be about, movie! What genre are you? Are you a scam? We're on to you Charlize and Woody! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
A new release! 50% spoiler free! A great cast propped up by someone other than Charlize!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Our no. 1 fan Tracy McNeil brings her legal expertise and gets us fired up (!) for the horrific, dejecting struggle for incremental justice for women. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Do you like your superheroes irresponsible? Well sober up and step into a lot of unexplored metaphors and implications!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Join us on a journey of self discovery where we learn that our tolerance for tasteless movies has slackened somewhat!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
(Insert Disaster Here) and be miserable! This week's somber episode discusses the value of art with no hope and the most pragmatic techniques for surviving the apocalypse. Band together and be friendly, basically!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Robots! Science! Infanticide! Consider respecting sentient machines, or not being wasteful, or standing up to corruption, but mostly just fight for a little bit!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Say hi to your dying mother for us! This mumblecore prototype tries to be The Godfather but ends up more like a depressing and awkward soap opera.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
We're back and living our best life with our true love Abby Fudor! We're gonna laugh, we're gonna skate and we're gonna murder to keep it all together!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Chris Maxwell and Brad Davis of the podcast High on Film join us in reviewing a seasonally appropriate casino heist and multiple homicide as silly and explosive as a Christmas pudding soaked in Calvados!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
In an alternate universe where ceiling mounted video conferencing was better in 1997 than Skype is now, Charlize is a series regular on a show about an 11 person private investigation firm run by Edward James Olmos. We briefly cross into that world this week by watching what seems to be that shows failed pilot!--- Support this podcast: https://podc…
A beloved and respected man turns out to be a monster enabled by the institutions that benefit from his talent. We couldn't have picked a worse movie in our attempt to escape that topic!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Unfulfilling lives peppered with infidelity and self harm are inexplicably scrambled when a pretentious screenwriter decides to direct his own work.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
These comedians are duty bound by an unbreakable oath to always produce 90 minutes of sketch every week, so just quietly ponder the value of comedy instead of actually laughing, because that's the way it's always been done!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support…
Will we just say this show is great even though it's a comedy that doesn't make us laugh? Will we seem like we're dumb if we don't? Let's assess and evaluate! We're Eval-Ass-Aters!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Jog in place for a minute and catch your breath, we're recapping! Any regrets, surprises or things you'd change about this experience? We lay all out all of ours that we can think of, but it's late so there's also a lot of rambling.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support…
We get two of the funniest people in Pittsburgh to help us dissect all the ways Seth MacFarlane fails to be funny in the west.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Seth MacFarlane drifts aimlessly in the void of modern optimistic sci-fi. For some reason Charlize joins him, but you shouldn't unless you like all the elements of your entertainment to be lame.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
Straight talking, straight forward and straight to video, all with good reason! This is the closest we think our girl will ever get to a Lifetime movie, but it's got the casting, outfits and even a few performances to exceed our expectations.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support…
Experience Sean Penn's pretentiously vile, depressing and utterly vacuous depiction of conflict in Africa, inexcusably told through the lens of an unconvincing love story between two white saviors. A movie so unentertaining that it seems deliberate, we're not quite sure what to make of it!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod…
Michael Richards, what was ever the appeal of you? This week we see a comedy, in very significant inverted commas, in which the heroes commit a litany of offenses including sexual assault. But you know it's awkward, wacky and charming because one of them is clumsy!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support…
We finally have an episode with the soothing presence of Justin Tunney, and the giant gorilla of incompetence has stopped playing hide and seek with the mic input!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
This week we flutter about, frustratingly thin and carefree in the face of fascism and the plagiarism of better movies.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support
The Creator of our AMAZING theme tune, Alex Reed brings some uncharacteristic professionalism to our analysis this week! Charlize fights ninjas to the sound of big poppy earnestness!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theronathon/support