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The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum

@claire_training and @fitXander

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Our mum died suddenly, and we remember her with love and laughter as we read the letters she wrote to us at university. Touching, poignant, but above all funny. You will laugh, you might cry and you'll definitely enjoy the ride as this gay brother (@fitxander) and lesbian sister (@Claire_Training) take you back to the late 1990s and re-live the fateful years that led to them coming out to each other at University.
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To celebrate the Millennium, Janet Bee-Hee becomes the new Pope. A just reward for her years as a Titty farmer. Sadly, Ellie’s Dad (or Emu’s Dad - we are not 100% sure) goes into hospital. She takes him the usual ASDA grapes, Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts, and his favourite Sex Worker. Unfortunately the grapes were mouldy and the Liquorice affected …
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Grandma has a bath in the nursing home and to everyone’s horror she finds out what a Blowy is. Xander spends most of the episode deciding whether it is ok to throw a Zygote at King Charles, and Claire gives all hot lesbians consent to look at her Camel Toe. It’s going to be another bumpy ride so hold onto your hats. P.S. Life is short so go live it…
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Xander books a venue for their Edinburgh stand-up, then Claire pulls out because she can’t bare to be away from her kids for more than 2 seconds at a time. Xander immediately replaces her with a ventriloquist dummy and it turns out the dummy is more interesting, valuable and funny than Claire has ever been. In 1999 Mum tells us some hot hot gossip,…
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Something to help you in your day today: “If you can't hate yourself, how the hell you gonna hate anybody else.” Xander is feeling a bit anxious having just started university in 1999. Claire has a telephone conversation with mum which is very enlightening, and there is much discussion about the micro penis. All will be revealed in letter 6. 2.5M F…
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This letter sees a key change as Claire discusses her fears surrounding the moment Mum’s sister (Auntie Kay) died. Mum watches First Wives Club, Xander admits he wants to be left alone in a small dark room and we accidentally on purpose allegedly slag off the Pope. Ooops. Our bad. Let's hope he doesn't stop listening.…
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Dad gets rid of some cat poo from the garden. Mum goes for coffee and a scone with Janet Bee-Hee and Claire goes for a sleep over with Bisexual Beatrice from Badminton. Xander realises that a BJ is connecting a mouth with a wee wee hole and Claire tells us all about Vulva flaps. Dare you listen?De către @fitxander @claire_training
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