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Happy Foot Sad Foot

Travis Helwig, Darren Miller, Vince La Rosa

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The best LAFC podcast named after a sign in front of podiatrists office that closed like three years ago. Hosted by comedy writers Travis Helwig and Darren Miller, this podcast is the easiest way for new fans to fall in love with our club, and the most fun place for current LAFC fans to keep up with the team. We’ll preview every match, have some post-game call in shows, and maybe play some games too. Happy Foot Sad Foot is your gateway drug to Los Angeles Football Club. Hosted on Acast. See ...
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Despite LAFC's less than stellar performance throughout most of the game, they manage to steal a point from the team at the top of the table. We asked for lineup changes! We fucked around and found out, and in some cases what we found out was pretty good (Chanot), in some cases it didn't go so well (Bogusz, Segura), and in some cases, Aaron long sl…
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No, you're not dying. You just smoked too much before the 4/20 game this Saturday. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know about this weeks very high match up against MLS leaders Red Bull New York. Then we're joined by Keaton Cashier of the 42 Originals LAFC Supporter Group who talks about what a cannabis supporter group ac…
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PRO Giveth and PRO Taketh Away. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down a frustrating tie on the road that was needed, but still felt like a loss. We talk Palencia trying to fight Max, Bouanga's desperate need for anti-depressants, and even Crépeau getting a red to save us again. There are glimmers of hope with this squad, but is it time to change up …
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TONS OF NEW MERCH AVAILABLE AT HAPPYFOOTSADFOOTPOD.COM. Patreon subscribers get 15% off everything and exclusive access to our limited edition member only scarves! MLS Player vs Pokemon is back! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know before watching our Portland match up. And don't worry, this episode has everything: Maxim…
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There is no joy in El Tráfico. Only relief. And boy was that true tonight. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down a must-win match up at home against a soaring Galaxy team, and this game had everything: great defense from our backline, a rock hard goal from Timmy, and Bouanga doing the least Bouanga thing we've ever seen. It wasn't the prettiest game…
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The drums are drumming. The tweets are tweeting. The coolers are crumbling. It's time for El Tráfico. Not only do we play the dumbest game in the history of this podcast, but Travis defends his Twitter meltdown, Vince explains why Carson is so good this year, and Darren gets a new nickname. It's the first El Tráfico where LAFC is the underdog, and …
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Well that one just absolutely sucked. Travis picked the perfect time to get knocked out with a concussion then jump on a plane to Hawaii. Darren did his own version of that after this postgame pod by taking his 6 year old son to Ikea for 4 hours, BUT FIRST! Darren and Vince detail the construction and subsequent destruction of LAFC's house of cards…
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RED ALERT! TOM BOGERT IS ON THE POD TO TALK ABOUT OUR NEW FRENCH SIGNINGS! RED ALERT! Travis, Darren, and Vince break down everything you need to know about our new French boys, discuss just how back with think the team is, and Travis bonks his head really hard and goes into concussion protocol. Folks... it's a WEIRD ONE! Join our Patreon and help …
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LAFC has their biggest win of the season in a must-win game against Nashville and Darren, Travis, and Vince are here to break it all down. Olly breaks free, Olivera breaks loose, and Bouanga breaks hearts. This episode has everything: Geoff Tock spouting Olly conspiracy theories, a shirtless man rambles in his car, and we actually have fun talking …
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Abs, Hair, and Jaw Line, Oh My! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know about this week's must win match up against Nashville SC and the rumors swirling about LAFC potentially signing French superstar Olivier Giroud. Then we're joined by women's soccer expert and TikToker @CaseysOnTheCase to breakdown all the NWSL and ACFC …
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Team bad. Game bad. Show good. Darren, Travis and Vince break down the demoralizing 2-0 loss and struggle to find upsides in the first month of the season. We ask the tough questions like: is it time to give Vela an ultimatum, can Atuesta and Illie play together, and is JT alone in this world? Plus, Hell of the Foot Geoff Tock shows up and acts hap…
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It's four weeks into the season, and you know what that means: time to make rash and regrettable generalizations about the quality of our team! Vince walks us through Minnesota's weird season so far, Travis asks if we should worry about Christian Olivera, and Darren's twin children make their podcast debut in a game about the Twin Cities. Plus, we …
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This game had everything: no goals, terrible passing, and a scab ref randomly ending the game on a goal scoring opportunity. It was pure, uncut MLS and we hated every minute! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know, from Bouanga's frustrating start to the season, to Martinez's flash of brillaince, to Kiké's struggles, we co…
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We finally shoveled the snow off the pitch and we're ready to play some real football. Travis (he's back!) breaks down all the storylines leading up to the Saturday's match, Vince breaks down the tactics, and Darren breaks down in tears after Vince and Travis shove him into a locker. Plus we talk Vela rumors, how we tried to bribe Tom Bogert for sc…
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A truly insane day for LAFC started with a wind damage delay for two hours, then a lightning delay after 4 minutes of play, and then a full match in a snowstorm that essentially made it nearly impossible to run, pass, shoot, defend, etc. etc. etc.. Darren and Vince waste no time trying to make sense of a senseless schoolyard snow day pickup match a…
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Darren and Vince preview LAFC's first Brunch Match against Real Salt Lake on Saturday. With Bogusz and Tillman both scoring last week, will we keep relying on Bouanga for goals, or will others keep stepping up too? Is Chicho the most missed player in LAFC history? Does he ever mention us or like talk about us or like ask how we're doing or anything…
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LAFC wasted no time showing us what they're capable of this season, and shit did it feel good to have a win to celebrate again. No shortage of happy foots from Darren, Vince, callers, and the live chat on our first after party of the season: Atuesta looking like he never left, Lloris looking YOUNG AND SPRY, Bogusz and Tillman dailing in a pair of b…
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Darren and Vince preview the LAFC's first MLS game of 2024 against the Seattle Sounders, and Darren's first birria of 2024 against his stomach. They discuss LAFC's drastically different lineup, Seattle's drastically similar lineup, and boldly jinx LAFC's perfect record in home openers. They also answer @AKaiAndHisDogs' Twitter question and draft AN…
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Vince breaks down the storylines headed into the season. Are you still mad? What about the new players? What about the old players? Is Vela done? If Vela's done, how will we honor the legend? And what about all the other teams? Plus, Vince and Darren draft new LAFC goal scoring fantasy squads for the season, and make season-long predictions. WE'RE …
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DINCE (Darren and Vince) check in with the live chat and answer burning questions from there and... okay, I'm gonna try it... [slow, deep breath].... on X, as well.... [slow, deep sigh]. This was the official single match of the HaFoSaFo 2024 Preseason and itwas a fun one. Are they gonna sign Carlos Vela or what? Did they finally find their proper …
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WHERE WAS JOHN MCCARTHY ON JANUARY 6th?! Folks, it happened. Our very first emergency pod, where Travis and callers broke down the signing of World Cup Champion / Old Man Hugo Lloris, the departure of John McCarthy to the chemical waste dump down in Carson, and what it all means for Max Crépeau. Also Diego Palacios left! We answer all of your quest…
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Travis, Darren, and Vince delve into the intricacies of the MLS roster rules, what changes were just made, what changes should've been made, and why no real changes were made, just to answer that first question for you. We also get even further into the weeds on the entire MLS / US Open Cup unsuccessful pull-out saga, and dig into the some of the r…
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Get a pregnancy test ready, because MLS failed to pull out of the US Open Cup! We covered EVERYTHING in this one. We wrapped up LAFC's 2024 season, talked the lack of MLS roster rule changes, settled up on Bet It And Forget It, and spent a WHILE talking about MLS trying and failing to pull out of US Open Cup. Darren, Travis, and Vince recover from …
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A cathartic funeral for a season of what-ifs. Lots of Sad Feet to go around and a couple of surprising Happy Feet too. We talked Kiké's rough game, Giorgio's MVP performance, and whether or not we should talk about this season as a failure. Dear god, get us the f*ck out of Ohio. We love you, byeeee. Season recap episode coming soon. Join our Patreo…
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5am Spirit Airlines flight here we come. In our FINAL preview episode of the season, Darren, Vince, and Travis break down ALL the storylines you need to know for MLS Cup (including MLS's sanctions of the 3252), Travis talks to Patrick Murphy from the Columbus Crew podcast Massive Report, and we hear some of your favorite memories of the season and …
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BACK TO BACK WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS BABY!!! This match had everything. A 3252 smoke delay, a non-called red card from Steve Clark, a STASHE BASH, and the only good goal Escobar ever scored for LAFC. Darren and Vince storm Northeast plaza to get fan reactions as we celebrate the last home game of the season. See you in the 4th best city in Ohi…
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IT'S A MEGA-EPISODE PREVIEW EXTRAVANGANZA JUBILEE! Why? Because for the second time in two years, LAFC has made it to the Western Conference Finals and once again, some hillbilly Texas hayseeds are trying to steal our trophy. In this super-sized episode, Vince, Darren, and Travis talk everything: MLS' ref controversies, the BMO curtain call for cer…
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THE MAX CREPEAU GAME! This one had everything: Giorgio Chiellini getting turf burn, a Bouanga Blast for the ages, and Max Crepeau saving our ass for the second playoffs in a row. We fouled a bunch. We wasted a lot of time. We played ugly, ugly soccer. And because of that, we beat Seattle in Seattle for only the second time in our teams history, and…
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Just flew into Lumen Field and boy are my knee ligaments tired! Travis breaks down all the storylines for the match, Vince teaches us what to look for in the other match ups, and Darren of course, talks about the Counting Crows. Seattle sucks. Macklemore sucks. Let's win this thing. HaFoSaFo Christmas Sweaters available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.c…
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We never have to think about the Vancouver Whitecaps ever again! Vince, Darren, and Travis are joined by the King of 110 Football Connor Kalopsis, and they talk about it all: why Bouanga's goal was offside, why Vanni Sartini looks like Mr Bean, and of course, why absolutely no team wants to face us in the playoffs. And just for a few days, we're al…
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I'm so sorry to everyone who is listening... we have to talk about Vancouver again. But luckily this time, Vince La Rosa hangs out for the whole episode! We share scary stories, learn all the storylines AROUND MLS, and Vince says more smart things than have ever been said on the show before. And by popular demand, the Storylines Playoff Remix makes…
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The Ryan Hollingshead Game! The voice of LAFC Dave Denholm literally drops by to chat about the biggest win of the season and just what he thinks of the playoff format. Then, Vince, Darren, and Travis talk Hollingshead's best LAFC game of all time, Bouanga's beautiful brace, and the closure of Mr Fries Man. Plus, The Death and Resurrection of Jesus…
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Darren and Travis are back from jail to preview LAFC's very first playoff match of the season against... no, this can't be right. Please say it isn't true. Dear god... it's VANCOUVER? Kill me! They recap all of their LAFC season predictions, talk about why you're not allowed to rent a gun, and they finally figure out if David Beckham cheated on Vic…
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With Darren and Travis in hiding from the police, Vince La Rosa and The Scarf (Defends of the Banc) took over the livestream and reminded us all what smart people sound like. They talked Bouanga's blast, Tillman's starting spot, and just how much rope we should be giving Mario. Plus, we all get excited about three more games against Vancouver! Just…
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It's a COUV-SPLOSION! Decision Day is upon us and the boys in Black and Gold have to go to finish the season in the most boring city in MLS: Vancouver! Darren and Travis break down all the Decision Day scenarios in a very tight table, compare just how hard they both believe in Stipe Biuk, and our hosts finally admit they have Soccer Senioritis. And…
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Oops! It's an absolute loose fest over here. In this Patreon-only episode, Vince, Travis, and Darren talk all about all the important stuff, like which LAFC player would help in a zombie apocalypse, who is the ideal kit sponsor for the team, and where would you take Georgio Chiellini to try to make him think you have good taste. Plus, at the end, w…
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What Texas Curse? LAFC has their best week of the season, rolling over Austin 4-2 after our 5-1 trouncing of Minnesota on Wednesday. In this episode, Geoff Tock is optimistic, Travis has a cold, and we finally saw Joey's one bar! Plus, Olivera and Tillman finally find the back of the net! We are back baby!!! Join our Patreon and help us keep making…
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I mean... Bouanga Blast hat trick, Fufu hittin the griddy, AND we clinched the playoffs? We are so back, baby! Travis, Darren, and Vince breakdown the absolute delight of a matchthat was our 5-1 victory against Minnesota United. Sure, Olivera could have scored 40 more, but I'm not complaining. Plus, Geoff Tock calls in around the 30th minute if you…
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The sky may or may not be falling, and we've all been having a hard time handling it. On this episode, we take some responsibility for that. All this time, we've been preparing you for how LAFC can succeed in upcoming matches, so OF COURSE you're not prepared for it when they lose. Well, not anymore. This time, we prepare you for both upcoming loss…
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We lost the Campeones Cup. The match was pure chaos. We had multiple red cards, multiple fights on the pitch, a late shorthanded goal was called back, and it was decided in PKs. Insanity. There's a lot to be disappointed and frustrated about, and the live chat called it out thoroughly, but LAFC also showed a ton of fight and hung with a perennial L…
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The MLS season homestretch is interrupted by an opportunity to take home some hardware in the Campeones Cup! But do we want it if it means sacrificing our best chance at the MLS Cup!? What hardware DO we want anyway? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE? WHAT IS "WINNING" ANYWAY??? Travis is gone forever*, so Darren and Vince take the reigns and try to answ…
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Well that game was a big ol' fat doop. It was rainy and windy and honestly not a single exciting thing happened the entire time. But that doesn't mean we didn't have fun on the post-game. We learned about LAFC Luke's pizza. We saw the view outside the stadium from Zero Nips Dan. And Ryan and Quirk both reminded us to actually talk about soccer. Hey…
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LAFC head to one of the toughest stadiums in the league and come away with a point, but find their chances at winning the west slipping away. Four different callers, three different hosts, two different halves, and one moment where Darren tries to explain a 6-pt game. It's Olivera's world, we are all just living in it. Join our Patreon and help us …
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The final six games of the season are upon us and oooh that's a tight table. In this episode, Vince humiliates Travis by making it obvious he doesn't know anything about soccer. Travis shoots on Jim Curtain and anyone who says he's a good dresser. And Darren does his absolute best to learn math. Ya know, a regular ol' soccer podcast! Join our Patre…
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Payasos gonna payaso. Vince, Darren and Travis break down the most fun El Tráfico in a long time, featuring the Bouanga redemption arc, Hollinghead's golazo, and THE RETURN OF THE MAX. We cover everything from LAFC's chances at MLS Cup, to Dolo's line up changes, to Raheem Edward's humiliation. Plus, some nipples stop by to say hello. LA IS BLACK A…
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Well, at least this game isn't scary or important or stressful, right guys? Right!? As with every Carson match preview, Darren and Travis yell about why El Tráfico is a good name for the rivalry, explain why people shouldn't fight in bathrooms in front of their children, and eventually break down all the important storylines heading into the derby.…
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The dream of the full '90 died in Portland. Darren and Vince take the reigns after a loss in Portland so depressing and thorough that Travis, an LAFC fan trying to enjoy any woods at all, was forced to take the L too and was stripped of his internet connection. But that also set the bar high for Darren and Vince to descend further into darkness tha…
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In our 69th episode (NICE!) Darren and Travis do a little self-care after a soul-crushing loss to Miami at home. As always, they break all the storylines of the match, make some bets, and a Silverlake Witch leads them in an LAFC-specific meditation. Plus, Darren spends a good 10 minutes talking about a bug. Just like you all wanted! Now let's go ph…
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So many sad feet, we could open a foot clinic. Vince La Rosa (new co-host!) joins Travis and Darren to break down that demoralizing loss at home to the greatest player of all time, Benjamin Cremaschi. Then Kirk Kinsey from the Counter Press podcast talks about what happened and where we go from here, Geoff Tock somehow becomes a fan favorite, and L…
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Everyone take a deep breath. It's finally happening... this Sunday, Leo Messi is going to get nutmegged by Stipe Biuk. In this truly deranged episode, Travis and Darren will break down all of the storylines around the GOAT's arrival in LA, then play a game to make it easier to root against the guy, and finally review the brand new re-opened The Fie…
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