hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DR…

hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him t…

hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July …

hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ????? PREORDER DREW'S B…

hi freaks!! this week we did one of our most highly requested episodes where we've "gardened" and answered y'all's questions!! in this episode we talked about our new tattoos!!!, how we'd take care of loose seagulls in our house, and why no one asks Drew about her AP Test Scores???? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!…

hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will b…

hi freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your hot takes on ALL things regard tv shows and movies and GUESS WHAT - we disagreed a lot with y'all LMAO in this episode we talked about thinking "The Office" is boring?? (so wrong), why "She's the Man" is a cult classic that doesn't get enough recognition, and shared stories from our past lives as corp…

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our series on the most embarrassing things y'all did for crushes and BOY did you deliver!!! in this episode we talked about Deison's current hyper fixation (white boy of the month obvs), our current bit with Adam (maybe he makes an appearance in this eppy IDK), and the time Drew was in a love square UNBE…

hi sick freaksss!! in the spirit of February we asked y'all to send in stories about embarrassing things you did for crushes and.....it was A LOT... in this episode we talked about falling off your crush's loft bed & having to buy him dinner, new tv shows Drew is currently consuming, and Deison's new crushes !! (spoiler alert: they're men!) For ext…

hi sick freaks!! first guest episode of 2024 and it's none other than our gorgeous talented hilarious super successful friend Caleb Hearon!!!!! in this episode we talked about Caleb's top secret way to decompress, the life event that forced Drew to complete 75 Hard, and why Deison's veganism changed the trajectory of her friendship with Caleb. this…

hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!) For extra fun sil…

in this essay i will prove to you why we believe egg salad will ALWAYS be superior!!! this week we concluded giggling over y'all's ins and outs for 2024! in this episode we talked about what drinks make your breath stink the most, our favorite lip oils, and more of our current favorite bits. ps: we filmed this pre-London so we'll be recapping this …

omg what the heck Hi!!! here's a cutie lil snippet of our most recent Patreon bonus eppy! all our bonus eppys have neverending Zoomies and Unfiltered thoughts! hi sick lil freaks!!! In this super duper up close episode of Two Idiot Girls Gone WILDDDDD why we think our bestie Alex could be the most decorated Canadian olympian of ALL TIME, our though…

hi freaks! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's Ins and Outs as well as have 400000 mins of zoomies :) in this episode we reveal our new set!!!, discussed our first trip in 2024, and the multiple uses for those gorgeous controversial Tabby shoes! it was A LOTTTTT For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patre…

hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN O…

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random... For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotg…

HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO …

hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episod…

hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in …

hi bestiessssss! this week we concluded our Dating Advice series and we actually answered a lot of questions this time LMAO in this episode we talked about how to confront a bad kisser, getting back into the dating field after a bad breakup, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: what to do when a man puts his bare feet on your lap in the middle of a first date 0_0…

hi friendssss!! y'all's favorite episodes are about dating and us giving advice so we decided to combine the two for this one! in this episode we talked about how to date someone with differing beliefs from you (spoiler alert: don't do it lol), how to pick yourself back up after an awful break up, and our unfiltered UNWAVERING thoughts on the 2023 …

hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the YouTube version to see it live and in action! ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Dre…

omg hiiii! this week our Idiot Friends from our Patreon asked for us to play Kiss Mary Ignore with y'all's choices and it was a RIDE lmao in this episode we talked about how we'll always ignore stinky butt, our current favorite bit, and why we think we should be hired to work on season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty???!! For extra fun silly zoomie…

omg bean freaks we had the ABSOLUTE pleasure of having our faves Good Children aka Joe & Andrew on the pod this week!! they are TRULY the tethers of us that we always needed :D in this episode we talked about Andrew & Deison making New Years Eve about them, how the 4 of us will for sure be performing at the NYC marathon next year (can you do that?)…

omg hi bestiessss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your funniest college stories/stories that happened to you after high school and y'all delivered PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about bad breath vs. stinky breath, getting trampled on your college football field, and the time Drew almost kissed a frog?? For extra fun silly zoomie-filled …

omg hiiii bean freakssss! happy spooky season (or happy Tuesday) to you all! we concluded our funny Halloween stories series this week and we ended on quite the high note. in this episode we talked about that awful moment when no one knows your costume, argued over which is thee SUPERIOR halloween candy, and shared one of our favorite stories about…

hi besties!! it's spooky season so we thought, what better way to celebrate than by having y'all send in your funny Halloween stories?! in this episode we talk about committing so hard to your costume that you almost pass out from heat exhaustion, that one time Deison took Drew to a Halloween Horror Nights for her bday and almost ruined the entire …

hi besties!! so this week we decided to finish off our Q&A series because we ended up getting more questions after last week's episode! in this episode we talked about what we'd be doing professionally if we hadn't started our podcast, our personal interior decorating styles, and what we see happening in each other's futures (will Deison fall in lo…

omg hiiiiiiiiiii!! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a bonus eppy FULLLLL of an unreasonable amount of zoomies?????? k. hi idiot friendssss!! In this episode Drew shares a NEW DRINK ALERTTTTT, we share our current faves on the newest season of our absolute beloved “Great British Bakeoff”, and some tea on an upcoming Comment Section episode????…

hi friends!! this week we continued to answer all of your super cool fun questions for your favorite two idiot girls and it was QUITE a ride??? in this episode we shared our Parisian excusions, what Glee covers are truly THAT girl, and how our moon signs seem to destroy us/reveal our deepest thoughts at the most inconvenient time??? Our Sponsors fo…

omg hiii! this week we did a cutie lil q&A from y'all to us because the year is almost over and we thought it was time! in this episode we talk about our dream smoke seshes (why is there so many men in Deison's??? i'm scared?), Drew's current favorite TikTok video, and what our personal Roman Empires are! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Babbel: R…

hi friends!! omg ok so this week we continued to read y'all's unhinged Disneyland stories and I feel like we continue to learn more and more about y'all...idk if that's good or bad yet but i'll keep you updated i guess?? in this episode we giggle over our favorite football teams??? (this is a lie), the time Drew was killing it on the dance floor an…

hi friendssss!! because we are both Disney adults and have been requested to do this topic a billion times, we decided to do an episode dedicated to y'all's funniest Disneyland Stories & hot takes! in this episode we shared which bathrooms to NOT use, that time Donnie Dumps was waterboarded on Splash Mountain, and pissing your pants in line for Spa…

hi friendssss!! this week we continued our series on funny back to school stories and why did so many of you have fart & poop stories?? why was that such a common theme amongst our audience??? WHY DO WE ATTRACT SO MANY OF Y'ALL HERE???? i'm scared... in this episode we talked about the power of gaslighting people into not believing that you farted,…

hi besties!! because so many of y'all are going back to school (and we haven't been back in school in a billion years) we asked you to send in your funniest back to school stories and y'all DELIVEREDDDDD. in this episode we talked about how powerful it felt to be the one in class who wrote on the whiteboard, gaslighting people into why you are NOT …

omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Vis…

hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently …

hi bean freaks! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a super cutie episode we did with our beautiful amazing Mom! in this episode we talked about how deison was the most perfect baby that’s ever existed, how drew was the angriest baby in the world, and how she was able to raise us individually and into being each other’s best friends in the world…

hi besties! as of right now our membership on patreon is LIVE for all of you bean freaks!! we'll be uploading bts content, bonus videos, special episodes with more members of the Afualo cinematic universe, and so much more!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's lit…

hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Ba…

besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡 hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm n…

Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s curr…

hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human …

hi besties! this week we continued our beige flag series and there were quite a few discrepencies on what is a beige flag vs. a red flag LOL in this episode we talked about writing fanfiction in a secret code, when your husband pretends he can't fit in the doorway after the gym, and even more about our love for the absolute treasure that is "The Gr…

hi besties!!! this week one of you suggested we dedicate an entire episode to beige flags SO HERE IT IS!! in this episode we talked about setting a 7 hour timer instead of an alarm, sharking the parking lot, and how a fan offered to buy Drew any drink of her choice and she immediately settled on a nice crispy diet coke??? Our Sponsor for this week …

Hi friendssss! This week we did a part 2 of funny sibling stories and we honestly wish we could do 10000 more episodes on these LMAO in this episode we talked about you & your sisters hitting each other with spoons when your parents are away, missing out on the Jonas Brothers 3D movie & acoustic set, and the origin of Donnie Dumps’ name! Twas a goo…

hi besties!! this week we had our most requested guest from the Afualo Cinematic Universe - the one and onlyyy Donnie Dumps!!! to go with all of super silly hilarious sibling stories, we had y'all send yours in and lemme tell u, we were giggling and cackling :D in this episode we talked about lying to your siblings because it's funny, calling your …

hellooo friends! this week we're back from a much needed family vacation and were inspired to have y'all send in your own personal funny family vacation stories! in this episode we talk about awkwardly meeting Chip & Dale at breakfast, people assuming you & your gf are a mother & daughter on vacation, and getting in trouble so your family goes on v…

hiiii friendssss! we're back with the ending of our short lil advice check in with y'all and it is full to brim with nonsense and so much help! lol in this episode we talked about managing homesickness in your first years at college, can 20 year olds have a comeback glow up moment?!, and why shopping for clothes is a neverending nightmare for us! O…

hellooo friends!! this week we continued to answer more of y'all's advice questions and we had ALL the answers :P in this episode we talked about how to get over your ugly mean situationships, cultivating a relationship with your sibling's S.O., and some new personal icks we've developed for men specifically :) FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_…