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Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run…
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What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up the Landline of the Damned! Hear Chef Al reveal the identit…
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It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and that movie’s controversial and divisive ending. X an…
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Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the Damned! Co…
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It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for …
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On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned and discovers the calls …
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In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or just another freakin’ reincarnation movie? Plus: another surprising appearance by Allida Valli, Rae Tysun and Persphone Agàpe take the call during the Number of the Geeks segment, and does Satan…
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On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multiple exorcisms, bad table manners and heavily implied goat kissing! Also: a super special secret guest (okay, it’s Jamie J. Sammons) picks up the phone during the Number of the Geeks segment and —…
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For this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X watched the 1978 programmer, THE EVIL, starring Andrew Prine’s magnificent pants. Less than an hour later, they had forgotten the chronological order of the events in the movie. Does it matter? Probably not. They still recorded a whole show about it. Plus: Ray and Seph answer the Number of the Geeks, …
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On this episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie sink their teeth into William Friedkin’s heartwarming coming-of-age tale, The Exorcist. Plus: Cootie and X make a phone call, Drinking With the Devil and where exactly is Washington, D.C.? Pull up a chair, sit on the floor and gently insert this show into your earholes! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Po…
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At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner of the listener poll, THE MOTHMAN PROPHEC…
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This is it. Make no mistake where you are. Welcome to the innermost circle of Hell, and even if the punishment isn’t truly eternal, it sure feels like it. What is the final movie you watch in Hell? Take our hands and let us wander into this final darkness together. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…
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The Breaking Point. At Least Ten Things I Hate About You. Buy Me A Drink. Dinner for Two. Ask Aunt Goatie. The Kiss the Goat team invite you to join them as they reach the midway point of their journey through the cinematic underworld, and here there be witches. What is The Third Movie You Watch in Hell? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…
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We let Chef Al program the show and things went insane! Rescued from technical difficulties, recorded twice, and hours spent editing and rebuilding from the ground up, this is the episode the Universe did not want you to hear. But you know what we say here at Kiss the Goat, right? “Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.” That’s… that’s right, isn’t it…
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Once again, the doors to your Online Shrine to Satanic Cinema swing open wide! Your High Priest and Priestess, X & Cootie, bring forth an offering of a relatively obscure Italian thriller called All the Colors of the Dark for your enjoyment. Will Edwige Fenech and Nieves Navarro escape the clutches of a horrible Satanic cult? More importantly, will…
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Welcome back to the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie, X, and Chef Al take a maggot-filled gander at Lucio Fulci’s absurd classic, City of the Living Dead. Dead priests! Demon zombie ghoul things! Christopher George! What else could you possibly ask for from a movie? [please don’t say logic please don’t say logic please don’t say logic] Als…
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It’s the crossover episode you didn’t know you wanted (and still might not)! Cootie and X join Cort and Matt for a Cinema PSYOPS/Kiss the Goat musical orgy of bad puns and adult situations! It is heresy, and we will not recant! For this momentous occasion, the gang takes a look at Alucarda, a crazy South American movie full of bloody nuns, uninspir…
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Join Cootie, X, and Chef Al as they travel to 1970’s England to discuss the weird undead biker flick, PSYCHOMANIA. If you’ve never seen it, believe us: it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen. You’ll also hear a fabulous Get Your Exorcize, we’ll play Three Questions, Chef Al gives us an English menu, and… toads? Don’t be a silly git! Stick this show int…
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The show you wait for all year is here! Hot diggy! Join X and Cootie in the luxury of their library as they discuss holiday traditions, myths, and legends from around the world. Co-host Al McPherson flips us a bird. Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema break down the holiday classic, Santa’s Slay, and X’s love and admiration of wrestlin…
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Welcome to another episode of Kiss the Goat! This time around, Cootie and X try to wrap their arms around Clive Barker’s Hellraiser. Is it a Devil movie, or just a glorified BDSM show? We know the answers, and so do you. Look into your heart. You know it to be true. You’ll also get to hear a man possessed by a Muppet, a funky fresh Ask the Goat, an…
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Sometimes, it just doesn’t pay to accept free movie tickets from a guy with a half-metal face. X and Cootie learn this lesson the hard way as they roll through Lamberto Bava’s 1985 goopfest, Demons, on this episode of Kiss the Goat. You’ll also get a great recipe from Allan McPherson, another wacky exorcism, and hopefully, you’ll gain a brand new r…
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The 1971 grindhouse classic is back in an amazing two-disc Blu-Ray set, and Cootie and X have got it! One of them is happy about it! Guess which one? Please enjoy the new episode of KTG, complete with the new hit segment, The Devil Eats Out, with our own personal gourmand, Allan McPherson. You won’t believe what he’s created for this episode, but y…
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Welcome to the triumphant return of Kiss the Goat! Well, maybe triumphant isn’t the right word. Victorious? Maybe… no. Okay. Welcome to the audible return of Kiss the Goat! We’ve got some of the old segments you loved, some new stuff we hope you’ll really dig, and we’re taking a look at one of the most popular horror movies in recent years: The Wit…
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Let us speak now of fallen friends and colleagues. Join us as we say goodbye to our faithful “Satan in the News” correspondent, Cindy “Sin” Fallon. Be warned: this is not an easy listen. If you are triggered by frank talk about suicide, we strongly suggest you give this one a miss. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…
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Cootie and X continue their voyage through the land of Condemned Films, stopping this time in 1976 to go to prom. That’s right, it’s Brian De Palmas’s Stephen King’s “Carrie,” in all of its full-frontal, blood-soaked glory. I mean, you’ve seen “Carrie,” right? Right? Oh, dude. You’ve got to see “Carrie.” Then again, X and Cootie spoil the shit out …
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Drunk on a Monday? Who would dare? Why, X and Cootie would, and we’ve got the audio evidence to prove it. Once again, your gracious hosts have traveled outside their safety zone to provide you with a commentary for a classic horror film they wouldn’t get the chance to discuss otherwise. There may not be any devils in this episode’s movie, but there…
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Hey, what’cha doin’ tonight? Are you maybe watching EVENT HORIZON? You should watch it with X and Cootie! Tune in to the very first KTG movie commentary, as we run our fat drunk mouths all the way through this haunted spaceship classic. It’s still scary, and even better with the two of us yammering all the way through it! You won’t need eyes to lis…
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Have you ever heard of the League of Decency? Certainly not something we would normally be involved with, but for decades, they policed motion pictures even more strictly than the MPAA. They had the power to rate films “C — CONDEMNED.” What kind of movies did the LOD hate so much they felt the need to condemn them? Let’s find out! On Episode 30 of …
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Episode 29 of Kiss the Goat finds your High Priest and Priestess in a fascinating place: drunk after midnight. After a few weeks of tech upgrades, X and Cootie realize they don’t remember how to run their own show. The result is barely organized chaos. Missing segments. Apologies. Wheezing laughter. All of that, plus a breakdown of Sam Raimi’s Drag…
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We know you’ve missed the show, and now it comes back in the most hellish possible way. Series Two of KTG begins with The Second Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Special! Join your High Priest and Priestess of the Holidays, X and Cootie, and their Skyclad Correspondent, Sin Fallon, as they put the “mess” back in “Christmas.” Skits! Special musical gues…
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Here’s another fun-sized episode for y’all. The ASK THE GOAT segment is one of the most enjoyable parts of the show for us, simply because it can get wild. Nothing is scripted or censored, and of course, we don’t have any kind of filter, so we love to answer the questions our Acolytes send us. It’s also a segment that highlights our listeners! We’v…
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Hello, Acolytes! Your Demonic Duo has been taking a wee bit of a break in between series of KTG, but we got a wild hair (like we do) and have come up with, well, we’ll call it a “mini-sode.” No Satan in the News, no Ask the Goat, none of the stuff you usually get to hear, BUT… This is unscripted, uncensored, barely edited and totally drunk. We thin…
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Hello, Acolytes. It’s been a while since a full-blown KTG episode, and I hate to leave y’all hanging without new material this long. So while we’re working on another top-notch batch of hilarious Satanic radio theater, let me give you something you just might enjoy. Back in the late spring, I got the opportunity to interview one of the founding mem…
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Oh, frabjous July! Not only does this month mark Cootie’s birthday, but it’s also the one year anniversary of Kiss the Goat! Let the bells ring and the banners fly! And while you’re at it, why don’t you give a listen to this Listener’s Choice episode? The Acolytes at the Facebook group page picked 1997’s THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE for Cootie to watch, an…
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Welcome to Kiss the Goat! This is a momentous episode for a few reasons. It’s the product of three recording sessions, spanning two countries, resulting in a coffee-fueled twelve hour edit! It’s our 25th episode over all. It’s also our first episode on Legion Podcasts! [It’s also the episode where we learned X’s mute button doesn’t work, so apologi…
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The greatest trick Hollywood ever pulled was convincing viewers that bad movies don’t exist. But they do! And in great numbers. Your Demonic Duo can prove it… they found one! And it’s a real stinker. Kim Basinger furrows her brow in the face of ultimate evil in this festering foot boil of a movie, BLESS THE CHILD. But wait! There’s more! Our Satan …
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At some point, in 1974, some film studio execs thought it would be a great idea to make a movie involving Donald Pleasence, Joan Collins, a horny dwarf named Hercules and a demon possessed baby. To this date, no one knows why. Regardless, the movie was released in the States as THE DEVIL WITHIN HER, and your Demonic Duo is all over it, possibly spe…
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Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema as they present Keanu Reeves and his Holy Shotgun taking on both Heaven and Hell in 2005’s CONSTANTINE. Full of insane action and bad theology, how will the movie bear up under the intense scrutiny of X & Cootie, and the ultimate interrogation of Three Questions? Download and stick it in yer ear…
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Happy Easter from Kiss the Goat! Why would a show like ours even prepare an Easter episode? Well, first of all, we’re smart-asses. Secondly, you’d be surprised how relevant a movie like TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER can be around Easter! Join Christopher Lee, a young Nastassja Kinski and us for a thorough break down of a movie that sorta breaks down by i…
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Quantum physics? Homeless people? MOUTHWASH? By the gods, it’s all here on Episode 20 of KISS THE GOAT! Follow along as X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, tackle one of John Carpenter’s most controversial films, PRINCE OF DARKNESS. What will your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema make of the Anti-God? Tune in and find out. Also: ASK …
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Your Demonic Duo continue their tour of Satanic Italy with 1974’s infamous EXORCIST rip-off, BEYOND THE DOOR. It’s so bad, it got sued! It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy helps girl escape Satanic cult, girl gets possessed by the Devil. That old chestnut. Plus: Cootie and X tackle the gritty issues of the day… like yoga… in SATAN IN THE NEW…
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Five screenwriters. Five different titles. Four soundtrack composers. Is THE CHURCH a Satanic classic or just one hell of a mess? X and Cootie take you on a guided tour through Michele Soavi’s first feature film. Plus: the last building in Wheat, Drinking with the Devil and Fifty Shades of Whatevs! All this and more on Kiss the Goat! We jam Satano.…
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​It’a a movie that polarized audiences in 1971; why shouldn’t it put your Demonic Duo at odds? As controversial now as it was then, Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS is a strange mix of history and horror, garish visuals and subtle nuance. Have you seen it? It’s a rare one. Also: Ask the Goat, Satan in the News and a few words from Bolsover, England. Stick …
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Cootie & X go dancing with Mr. Brownstone in this episode of Kiss the Goat! Actually, the movie on this episode takes place in a brownstone apartment building. Your Demonic Duo takes on the ultra-weirdness of 1977’s “The Sentinel.” They also announce the first Patron Saint of Kiss the Goat, which makes no sense when you read it, and even less when …
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Travel with X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, back to the simpler times of California in the 1970’s when men were men, women were trophies and children were senior citizens. Something like that. That’s right, on this episode of Kiss the Goat, we force our way into THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN and are disappointed to learn they’re not even Freemasons! Plu…
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It’s a new year, and Cootie and X are back! This time, they jump back in time to 1975 to examine THE DEVIL’S RAIN, a movie with… it has… well, the title is cool! There’s melting and scourging and an informative discussion about why Canadians can’t wear cowboy hats. Also: Three Questions, Ask the Goat and a brand new devil jam from DJ X! Golly, what…
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Remember those great old Christmas specials you used to get on television, with hoses like Andy Williams and Perry Como? This is nothing like that. It is a Very Special Episode though! There are musical guests, your kind and benevolent hosts share some of their favorite holiday memories, a movie is talked about in an unkind fashion… and a dark secr…
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