A frosted cherry atop a sundae, on a sunday. A perfect extra detail to round off a classic, weekend adventure - such as a trip to a desert island with your favourite childrens-tv-entertainer, or a liesurely nature hike to your nearest sex cave.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A quick drink between locations, to be enjoyed alongside a brief liminal state - such as standing in front of a fridge eating a pickle dipped in hommous, or dealing with the gastronomical aftermath of a cannibalistic brunch.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A prideful display of power, punctuated by sporadic pockets of Politics, Polyamory and Turbo Purring.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

An artisanal quench, drawn from the finest grapes. To be enjoyed alongside a high stakes parlor game with friends, or a solitary weep on a hillside covered in used nangs and broken promises.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

An episode officially endorsed by long-time supporter and now corporate sponsor of the show - Multigold.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

Peppery notes and an acidic aftertaste. Best sipped casually with a mix of raw almonds and roasted Samwise.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A dry, sarcastic flavour. A rich accompaniment to a violent, personal act, such as scraping yourself bare across concrete, or spending time with family.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here (Actually you can really, I have no agency over you, I am a narrative voice that only exists in these episode descriptions, I have no hands to hold, or mouth with which to scream). See you next week *blows a little kiss*De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A bottle you only pull out on very special occasions, to be shared with your favourite person who also only pulls out on very special occasions.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A full-bodied burgundy, heavily acidic, with a grainy texture. This episode was sponsored by Sophie's Holes; a Non-fungible product brought to you by Multigold.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A spiritual experience, rich with inspiring visions of bespoke ballbags, cushion farts, and merchandising.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A rare, smoky vintage - Swirling with an aromatic mist that may evoke feelings of irrational mirth & feverish horniness.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

An exciting cocktail for a very special occasion. Aesthetic layers of child violence, cosmic buttholes and limoncello.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A perfect, nostalgic accompaniment to either a family luncheon, a day at the races with friends, or an intimate picnic with a deranged sado-masochist.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

To be paired with a day out in a Farm to Fork setting - rich with organic herbs & ecologically friendly waste solutions.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A dessert wine for a windown. Sleepy notes of roundhouse kicks, rizz kings, and reverse cowgirl.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A coat-pocket temperature burgundy, best consumed slowly while lost in the wilderness. The sort of drop you savour just in case you don't make it back to civilisation for a while. May contain traces of fragrant mnut & raspberry paloosh.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A modern, spicy white, with infusions of smoked meat, car theft and boba.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A subtler vintage, best consumed on a plane with a problematic paramour, or banefully amid a forest with a magical salesperson.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A bargain bin vintage - The best named product in the bottleshop, at the lowest price point legally available. An excess of dehydration, country and mid.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A traditional Italian breakfast spread of Limoncello, Cuckold peace offerings and so, so many eggs.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A bright and crispy vintage, finished with an aftertaste of bullying children, making christian rockstars uncomfortable, and pegging.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A soft and approachable aroma, luscious notes of line crossing, untrustworthy farts and straight people.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A special blend of the freshest of flavours, a pleasing combination of hereditary kinks, 90's sex education and hurting people's feelings.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A sultry drop, with flavourful overtones of uncomfortable workplace behaviour, creepy family members, and kiwi fruit.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

Floral notes, best consumed at room temperature accompanying a hearty meal of self-reflection and geronticide.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

A bold and saturated flavour, with a strong expressive aftertaste of lava, poor choices, and fresh, organic chicken.De către Mum’s Friend Energy

Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.De către Mum’s Friend Energy