We're not talking about the city in Georgia, the country that has the state Georgia. We're talking about Greece's greatest virgin, Atalanta. She was raised by bears, swore of sex, and loves to hunt. What's not to love about a goddess with singular focus?! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be…

Our favorite Egyptian incestual family deep dive continues, this time with Osiris. He is the god of all things living and dead. So rocks, right? Well either way, he basically is a zombie god that controls other zombies, and also he's good at gardening. How could you not love this guy even if he did marry his sister? Our podcast brings together thre…

Nut, named aptly, for she has taken many. So many, her father had to separate her from her brother-husband. Yeah, we're going there. We discuss the whole warped family tree of this mother of many famous Egyptian Gods and Goddesses, with even a callback to a couple old creatches previously discussed. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable…

Part Kun, part Peng, the Kun-Peng is a fish-bird hybrid of many wonders, such as why does this thing exist? Well it can become a fish (we decide what kind) and it can become a bird (we also decide that) and when it really wants to, it can become a hybrid of the two. It's basically Aquaman, but better. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeab…

This week, we discuss that Manticore, otherwise known as a Man-Tiger due to its similarity to being both part man and part tiger. We discuss its appearance in the little known George RR Maritime series, and of course an in depth discussion of its genitals, and a lovely song by the 1500s era metal band, Topcell. Our podcast brings together three unk…

All cat, all sith, this bad kitty has learned to create society and steal souls. Listen in as we discuss how to distract these large cats, Santa Clause, a tale of the king o' the cats, and a fearsome beastie battle, all in one episode free for you to listen to! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending…

This week, the star of the show is everybody's favorite Disney Beef Boy, Hercules, or lesser known as Heracles because that's a way worse name. We learn about Herc, his enormous muscles, his small member, and his big ego, as well as a famed soccer guy or two. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending t…

This week we're going biblical, and that means ALL bibles! Including the elusive gnome bible, and we're discussing the fearsome critter of the sea (wait, desert?) the Leviathan! Hide your kilbits or this boy with run, and pack yourself in for some absolutely high sea creature! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend …

One of the fearsomest critters of the West U.S., the Jackalope owns the hot desert lands. With its ferocious antlers, it can gore a man's shins right off, and in a flash of a lightning bolt it can finish a love making session. With its magical milk, these critters are a cumbination of a jackrabbit and an antelope, and you can learn more than you kn…

The Catoblepas, feared among many, but those are all fools. This thing is basically just a cow. It's a bit deadlier, but man, I think we're going for the most boring creatch we could find this time around, but that doesn't make this episode boring, we capitalize on this and make it killer! You can trust us further than you can throw a rat king. Our…

This week, Dylan tries his hand at hosting as he tells us about the Lovecraftian Mr. Potato Blob, Shoggoth. The heebie jeebies are strong this week, as this creatch is an amorphous blob that can generate eyes, heads, shoulders, knees, and toes! Pretty much anything it wants. It's gross. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals …

Short, red, vampiric, lazy. All these words could describe many things, but in this case we're describing the Australian Yara-ma-yha-who. We discuss all the things this little rascal gets up to that include death hickeys, naps, and of course, fig trees. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be e…

We discuss the colorful life of the Roc, a bird who once dominated the wrestling world with its patented People's Elbow. You might know of it, and even more likely, you've smelled what it's cooking. Do you smell that? That's right, it's a tasty pod, delivered right to your nostrils. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who …

Everything. Nothing. The world is made up of one or both of those things. We may never know how much of each, but what we do know is that it is all Chaos. Yeah, we get real deep in this philosophical discussion of an entity, being, or some other form of something that is basically everything and nothing. It's all nonsense from here. Our podcast bri…

The terrifying boogieman witch of the Liechestersher....Liester....Lester.....Ya know what, of some English Country side. She likes to eat kids and lamb, and that's about it, doesn't much care about spices. Ya know, you can learn so much more with a quick listen to this iron clawed gal. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals …

It's part two in the podcast crossover of the century! Rob and Beau, hosts of "Fight Me!", join us today as they bring us into the very beginnings of Norse Mythology, straight to the teat suckling Ymir himself. We discuss the birth of all the Norse gods, giants, and even the very creation of the earth we stand on today. Our podcast brings together …

In this episode, we get a bit sidetracked in our true mythological nature and delve right into some false mythology! That's right, that means a trip to Dragon Ball Z Land where we'll discuss one of the creators of the universe, Supreme Kai Shin. Some say we were wrong to do this, but they're the wrong ones! Our podcast brings together three unknowl…

Have you ever witnessed a mangy dog? Then you might have actually seen a Chupacabra! But more likely it was probably just a mangy dog. Join us as we talk about how most unlikely, this sucker of goats probably doesn't exist. But that won't stop us talking about it! I mean, most of the things we talk about are made up! Our podcast brings together thr…

Join us in an adventure close to home this time around. Well our home. Recorded in the frozen tundra during the Polar Vortex, we discuss a creature quite familiar with the cold, the Wendigo. A man eating man monster that's more monster than man, this is one creatch you don't want to find in the woods. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeab…

If you think giraffes have long necks, wait 'til you get a load of this lady. The rokurokubi, next great Amazon streaming product, as well as a stretchy necked creatch from the lands of the far west (Japan). Listen now to learn all about how that's pretty much all its got, along with some major vulnerabilities. Our podcast brings together three unk…

What do you get when you combine a weasel and some sharp knives? You guessed it, you get a Kamaitachi, and the most efficient garbage weasel around. Listen in for a riveting tale about a Creatch who can cut through anything. Well, almost anything. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts…

The second most popular horseman of the apocalypse, we discuss the first and most eager one, Pestilence. An advocate for sickness and suffering, this guy tries to find new and exciting ways to kill through diseases, and we discuss a couple of his best moves in history. Join us in welcoming on, for the first time ever, the ever so mysterious Kyle! I…

The goddess of shoes, her name be Nike. With wings of an angel, and a slave child work force, nothing can stop this innovative business woman in her prime. Listen in to hear all about how she started her big empire known as Nike (yes the shoe company this time). Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretendin…

What do you get when you do the fusion dance with a cat and a mother? Why you get Bastet of course! Take a listen to this Egyptian goddess and why she's so important for the Year of the Pig! Which is THIS year if you didn't know.* *Only if you're listening to this in 2019 or other Years of the Pig. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable …

The end of the year deserves a special episode, and we brought the special hard in this episode. We present to you, the first annual Mythies Award Show! We run through some of the best myths we discussed this year, and decide who the true champs are in various awards such as Most Pathetic Creatch Award, Best Tale Award, Best Guest Award, Sarah's Ch…

NOMINATED FOR "SARAH'S CHOICE" MYTHIE The anti-Santa, punisher of children, and very cruel creature. Krampus will swipe your kids away to terrible deaths, or, at the very least, thrash chains in their general direction. Hold your kids tight as you listen to this episode, and try to make sure they're not bad this holiday season. Our podcast brings t…

We're here to do two things, suck nectar and release episodes, and we're all out of nectar. Themis is a titaness and the goddess of Justice, she has a sword and scale to teach you that life is fair and unbalanced. Learn all about this just goddess in the latest episode while we get more nectar. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable indi…

A cowman of mountainous proportions. Limitless knowledge. He be the Bai Ze and he's about to learn your ass. Take a gander at this episode to hear about this odd creatch's various and impossible mustaches, his many eyes, and his best seller book. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts …

Quetzalcoatl, a.k.a. Tlāhuizcalpantecuhtli along with a host of other unpronounceable names is a true force of nature. I mean it, sometimes he's the wind. Sometimes he's Venus. But often he's a giant feathered serpent to fit in with our theme of snakes. Check out this episode to hear about this god who invented books, learning, and mankind. Our pod…

NOMINATED FOR "MOST PATHETIC CREATCH" MYTHIE You know of Ra, you know umbilical cords, now meet what happens when the two meet! Apep, Egyptian god of Chaos and part time umbilical cord, this snake likes to cause issues and hates the sun. This episode we bring back the fan favorite Set for an epic tale that features a duel to the death. Our podcast …

NOMINATED FOR "BEST TALE" MYTHIE NOMINATED FOR "SARAH'S CHOICE" MYTHIE NOMINATED FOR "AUDIENCE CHOICE" MYTHIE NOMINATED FOR "CREATCH OF THE YEAR" MYTHIE Earth Necklace, Huge Monster, Jormungandr. The snake most well known for founding Gander mountain, this bad boy wraps his body around the world and bites its own damn tail. Listen to its origins, i…

NOMINATED FOR "BEST FIGHT CLUB" MYTHIE Boy Guys, this one's a doozy. Harvester of children's teeth, and nightmare of many. The Tooth Fairy wanders the world of United States of America, sneaking into houses to fuel its absurd collection of teeth, and occasionally cooking up some hamburger helper. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable in…

Mythical hero of Greek legend, or so Bellerophon thinks of himself. Tamer of creatures, slayer of others, learn all about one of Greece's earliest and most arrogant heroes and the journey he went on. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a diffe…

NOMINATED FOR "AUDIENCE CHOICE" MYTHIE NOMINATED FOR "CREATCH OF THE YEAR" MYTHIE You may ask yourself "Where's the beef?" Well it's right here in this episode as we discuss the legendary Japanese demon, the Oni. Listen to a riveting tale of one man getting his head stuck in a mask, and verbal banter the likes of which you've never heard before in …

Baba Yaga, the infamous Slavic sorceress and cannibal. In this episode, you will hear about this crazy bag and one adventurous soul and her trusty doll, who decide to pay Baba Yaga a visit. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god o…

NOMINATED FOR "BEST TALE" MYTHIE Horus, the sky god. Son of Osiris and Isis. Sibling of Osiris and Isis. Yes, we get real incestuous in this episode. In this episode, you will hear a tale as old as time, and one you soon wont forget, when Horus and Set have a battle of strength and wits. Join us for our first venture into Egyptian Mythology! Our po…

Cut off one head, two more will take its place. We're not talking about the MCU evil organization of course, we're talking about its namesake. In this episode we discuss how the hydra heads grow back, how Hercules cheated on his trial in killing the Hydra, and we have a fight club that makes all other sibling rivalries look tame. Our podcast brings…

NOMINATED FOR "AUDIENCE CHOICE" MYTHIE When men hear the name Cu Chulainn they quake in fear. When women hear the name Cu Chulainn they woo in his beauty. He is Cu Chulainn, part bad ass, part hulk, all psychopath. We will take you on a journey through his deeds which will never stop amazing you! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable in…

The king of beasts meets the king of birds. A Lion King tale you may not want to tell your children. So much to tell of the Griffin with so little time. Join us as we tell you about this magnificent protector of necklaces, because apparently that's all a bird-lion can do! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day…

It's right in the title, is the Kraken just a big ass octopus? The answer may surprise you! Sailors hate him! Number 13 will surprise you! Tune in to find out all you can about this undersea creature with a knack for destruction, but mostly accidentally. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be …

Epona is a horse in...Wait! No, not that one! Epona is a goddess from Gaulish religion, which is kinda old timey France. She is known as the goddess of horses, and horse-like creatures, I guess, but only kinda the goddess of half horse creatures. You know what, you should just listen to this episode to get the real rundown! Our podcast brings toget…

We can't say it any better than the great Joe Lo Truglio, "I can't believe my eyes. A Minotaaaauuuuur." And yes, it is a Minotaur this week. This hulking bull abomination is all muscle and no brains, so come and listen to us dissect this meaty beasty. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be exp…

NOMINATED FOR "BEST FIGHT CLUB" MYTHIE This week we're heading to Poland, figuratively, to discuss their god of nature. The Leshen (also known as Leshy among other names) is a powerful being of the forest. Check out this week to learn about all the forest creatures it can call to its aid! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individual…

NOMINATED FOR "BEST TALE" MYTHIE NOMINATED FOR "SARAH'S CHOICE" MYTHIE NOMINATED FOR "AUDIENCE CHOICE" MYTHIE With our special episode this week, we take a listener recommendation and discuss the terrifying, horrifying, absolutely awful Nuckelavee! Finishing top of his class, the Nuckelavee won a PhD in Horribleness, and is most known for making it…

This week is about a bird/woman hybrid creature that has the ability to charm people. Wait! Before you leave, it's not the Siren! It's about the Harpy, they're similar, but way more bad ass. If you want to know how so, this is the place to find out. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be exper…

Medusa, the Gorgon, the snake-haired, the ugly. Many know of her, but do they know of the dark history on how she became who she is. Listen this week to find that out, and a lot more other more lighthearted things as well. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week …

We broke an hour in length, and we never meant to, but this episode is jam packed with so much fun you won't believe what's coming. We're talking about El Cuco, the bogeyman of Portugal and Latin America, who will come and kill kids who are misbehaving. See, fun, told you. We also have our largest battle yet, prepare yourself for a bloodbath this e…

Join us this week as we discuss the Strigoi (with a hard 'r'). In English, we just say Striga though. Learn about this special vampire and the many ways it can be made, as well as the many steps to stop it from being made. Learn about it's abilities, including a very unique transformation, enhanced speed and strength, and its special neck-break mov…

NOMINATED FOR "BEST FIGHT CLUB" MYTHIE This week we talk about math, a lot. Oh and this Manananggal thing, which just can't seem to keep it together, literally. Learn about this creature who serves no moral purpose, dislikes garlic and salted udon noodles, has a crazy tongue, and how it uses its tongue for nefarious purposes. Our podcast brings tog…

Actor, Ex-NFL player, and father, Terry Crews recently spoke before the Senate Judiciary Committee to advocate for the Sexual Assault Survivors’ Bill of Rights. While he displayed great bravery in sharing his testimony of his own sexual assault, he may have unknowingly promoted a misused narrative of "toxic masculinity." Join Jon and Dr. David as t…