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Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!
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It's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying! Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen. Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz…
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Yeah, it’s still the Year Of Us, but it’s also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn’t go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead. Be sure to get yourself caught up because the next episode is our annual episode …
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An extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it’s all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE! Promos: Invasion of the Remake https://invasionoftheremake.libsyn.com/ 2 Sk…
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Happy Halloween, y’all! We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing you’ve been thinking about! (Amelia can’t …
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It's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs! Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) True Nort…
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The Year of Us continues with a look back at our favorite episode. It’s Vaseline Redux, darlings! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorite…
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We were only going to tell stories about motels we’ve stayed in over the years, but we got heavy on the tangents! A little Jesus foot fetish, a taste of Ashton Kutcher (Pitney wishes!!), then back to the motel for some disappointing sleep. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps @2SCPodcast and Insinuation Podcast @insinuationpod (Want to swap show promos? Email…
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Bad service. Bad food. Bad decor. But still we love these terrible restaurants! Promo: 3 Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on yo…
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This just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly there are all these THINGS going on in our lives. And they're super important, so listen up. TRAPRS ​Trapping, Rescue and Pet Recovery Service https://traprs.ck.page/ Support TRAPRS, or find a local nonprofit rescue organization in…
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What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we want you to celebrate your hatred by making it hilarious! If you play your cards right, that hate can bring you endless joy. The Worst Person in the World, aka Schmeckel, aka the guy we did a good job of ignoring in Dallas. Hear a se…
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It's finally here! The episode we've been promising since the beginning! This week we're telling you all about our relationships with the Catholic Church. The good stuff and the bad stuff. Really, it's not all bad! We love pageantry and ecclesiastical fabrics! Promos: Brew Crime Podcast http://www.brewcrime.com 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skeptic…
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A couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to not be true at all! This week we're telling our worst sex stories, the dicks we regret the most. If you thought we were vulgar BEFORE, brace yourselves. Promo: Back Look Cinema Podcast @BackLookCinema (Want to swap show promos? Emai…
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It’s #PrideMonth again! And here we are nearly half way through the #YearOfUs and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good parts and the scary parts of coming out. Living authentically in the extremely homophobic 1980s sometimes meant violence, but mostly it meant a courageous and empowering THIS IS WHO I AM. That was your content w…
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It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview with the hosts of a new horror podcast and a crazy game of FMK (IYKYK). Promos: Queer & Loathing Podcast https://linktr.ee/queerandloathingpod Jim Ferguson - Making A Scene https://www.etsy.com/shop/Jimbeanus Drink With the Living …
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We've been at this podcast thing for 8 years, and we don't get anywhere NEAR the amount of hate mail we expected! We're so thankful for every single one of our listeners, especially the ones who've stuck around. Who would have thought two friends could do a podcast for eight years and not strangle each other? Hang out with us as we talk about the i…
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BayCon 1993. A roadtrip through the southwest on I-10. The Thing outside of Tucson. Marion Zimmer Bradley. Pitney dives under a table to hide from Tricia. And Russians. Mmmmm, delicious Russians. Because things like this only happen to us. Hop in the backseat, next stop El Paso! Promo: Our True Crime Podcast podfollow.com/1404686511 @OurTrueCrimePo…
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Dusters and Rabbits and Samurai! Like most GenXers, we’ve had all sorts of vehicles over the years, from the giant land yachts of the 1970s to the sporty speedsters of the 1980s and the utter garbage of the 1990s! A whole lot (lot, get it?) of car stories. Promos: Serial Napper Podcast serialnapper.com @serial_napper & 2 Skeptical Chaps 2skepticalc…
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Those blocks of Guadalupe Street next to the University of Texas at Austin known as "The Drag" are iconic. Or they used to be. Stroll with us from the Mr Gatti's Pizza all the way down to Pleasureland, passing Captain Quackenbush's, the Scientologists, the Renaissance Market, the Bazaar, the Varsity Theater/Tower Records, and drag worms galore! Pro…
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Oh, Verity. How we love her. It's The Reptile, it's "fregrence," it's imaginary asthma, it's the Munsey, it's a solitary egg on a plate. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll google an old 70s sci-fi author. Probably. Promos: Podcast Inside Your House https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2286732.rss @TooManySkeleton 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.…
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The Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party! Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www…
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Come back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical. Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at …
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Do you love thrifting? Us too! Whether it’s collecting records, decorating a home, or developing a personal style, there’s nothing as fun as getting cool stuff on the cheap. Promo: Social Detective Podcast https://linktr.ee/crimecakes (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and ea…
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Over ninety minutes of the best weirdos we can remember. Mourning Split Pea Andersen's and celebrating the fan uprising to save Our Flag Means Death (if you love us, you’ll sign the petition at https://www.renewasacrew.com/ !) The nerd who played a bootleg of Phantom Menace right out in the open in a hotel lobby. Chet New Orleans and his mother. To…
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Happy episode 200 for those who celebrate, plus we're giving everyone a reason to get excited about 2024. 40 years of friendship ain't nothin' to sneeze at. So put on your knockoff "Beat It" jacket and pegged jeans, cuz we're taking you back to 1984. Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.ourtruecrimepodcast.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email…
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Our dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme. RING IN 2024 WITH OUR 200TH EPISODE, JANUARY 12! Promos: Serial Napper Podcast https://serialnapper.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com…
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An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail and food menu! You have NO E…
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KISS is finally sitting down and taking a rest after nearly 50 years of touring. We thought it would be a great time to tell you all how much we love them! First we'll tell the stories of what made us into KISS fans, and then we'll answer these burning questions: What's your favorite filthy KISS song? What's the dreamiest KISS song? What's your fav…
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Like we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies! - Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement. - The importance of found family. - Knowing when to zip it. - Happy memories of a crazy past. - Drag queens are the teachers of youth. And we're grateful about the things that are …
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The Duchess. The Valedictorian. That's right, the Narcissisters are back for a scandalous sequel! More stories to make you cringe and wonder how Amelia doesn't go medieval on them. Why the Duchess had her head examined. A mysterious decorative towel flourish. And how hard it is to write things on a calendar. Plus, the Madonna tour is ON and Cadaver…
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For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam. Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.c…
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Supersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster’s first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker. Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You’ll have to listen to find out. We address not only our opinions but we react to each other’s opinions and address some opinions w…
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We cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list: Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are! Omigod your toenails are so grody! The joys of smoking! What we've done live on video! Jalapeno dangers! Sudden Benny Hill memories! Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/…
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Crocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast Serial Napper https://serialnapper.com/ @serial_napper (Want to swap show prom…
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First up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us. Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for the future of the KISS franchise…
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We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Curious Cat (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We lov…
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We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel. But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a tr…
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We're upset, and we know you are too. But for now let's focus on the more therapeutic and entertaining fun of raging at things that make us irrationally angry. Words we’re sick of hearing. TV commercials we hate. The cheerful "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We've had it up to here and we're letting it out for your enjoymen…
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Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it? This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenanc…
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(Happy Pride Month! May got away from us, and before we knew it, Pride Month was here and we realized the pride episode would come out on the last day of the ,month. But hey every day is pride with us, isn't it? Sorta? D'awwww. But really, when Amelia's 92 year old dad asked her about what "gender affirming care" meant, that's some serious queer co…
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Of course you don't know what AFDH stands for! That's why you have to listen! Once again Pitney and Amelia find themselves at Texas Frightmare Weekend, the southwest's premier horror convention, and they're gonna tell you all about it. They had the usual fun (shopping, discovering awesome low-budget films, ogling Ted Raimi) and some new excitement,…
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While getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling more "they dumb" stories about The Valedictorian and The Duchess. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in. Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love yo…
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A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels! Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves s…
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So much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of. Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for liste…
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This is a damn good one. A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more! Promo: FriGay the 13th (Want to swap show promos…
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Pitney is a high fashion influencer. Amelia's sister says stupid stuff. Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us. LINK TO OUR FACEBOOK LIVE 3/19/2023 Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (E…
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Growing up in "ingredient only households" and how that affected the way each of us relates to food. Pitney's mom gets her eyebrows tattooed! And we’ve got bitchen stuff to share: Amelia's new car and Pitney's obsession with abandoned mansions. And you'll never forget the tale of THE TIP. Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email u…
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Here we go, dragging Madonna. AGAIN. But only because we were already talking about the fear of aging, and she's out there flappin' her comically engorged lips. So, why is "anti-aging medicine" even a thing? Aren't people SUPPOSED to age? Cosmetic surgery, magic serums, taking medications meant for sick people -- for what purpose? We talk about our…
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Attorney Spencer Sheehan and his frivolous lawsuits, Bitchin' Sauce, iceberg videos, and a Jan 6 rioter acquitted for being an evangelical loony. Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please sub…
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Everyone else is talking about Prince Harry's frostbitten junk, why not us? Pitney has a new obsession in Harry and Meghan, and we gleefully trash the monarchy while we talk about the awesome couple. Amelia shares a terrific Netflix documentary, Stutz, made by Jonah Hill. It’s all about a therapist's methods and tools for helping his patients, and …
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We are determined to be kinder to ourselves in 2023, and so far so good! We catch up on how we tried to make our Christmases as low-key and easy as possible, we talk a bit about cryptocurrency, and we don't let a list about public poo go to waste! Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please…
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