Fire, fire, light the fire (P-O-O-T-A-N) Brighter, higher, as you desire Chasing all that we aspire (P-O-O-T-A-N) Spreading out like wildfire Never ever have I ever (P-O-O-T-A-N) Been a sinner, been a dreamer Take the chance and with my lighter (P-O-O-T-A-N) Start the fire— Note: The above lyrics cannot and should not be considered as a legal admis…

Impootan syndrome, also known as impootan phenomenon or impootanism, is a psychological experience of intellectual and professional fraudulence. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @poo…

The search for a new cohost continues... Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbl…

Niamh is now taking applications for a new co-host for Pondering Pootan with Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitt…

Listener Discretion Is Advised Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (coho…

I just need everyone to know if they are reading this before they hit play: We are going to spend an extended amount of time wondering if semen counts as meat. I just need you all to be prepared for this. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: export…

Here are some tips to help you get the most out of your hotpot and Korean BBQ experience: Pre-Meal Preparation: Eat Light: Stick to lighter meals earlier in the day, like 10 to 20 bananas. During the Meal: Pace Yourself: Don’t rush—think of it like the ongoing power struggle between Hokuto and Sada. Each has to make strategic decisions, just as you…

Freddie Shoe Size: 9 US Birthplace: Unknown Birth Date: Unknown Rating: ★★★★☆ (4.56/5) You Rated: ★★★★★ (beautiful) Comment section The comment section is intended for intellectual discussions over symmetry and aesthetics. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost …

Pæla Pootuna með Salta Taró og Hunangsstrák eða einfaldlega Pæla Pootuna er podcast í miðbæ Reykjavíkur. Pæla Pootuna hafa einnig verið eftirsóttar af þeim sem sækja borgina heim og meðal þeirra sem þar hafa stýft pylsu úr hnefa er til dæmis Hokuto Takeshi, fyrrverandi leiðtogi Hókutossveitarinnar, og hljómsveitin Djöfladúóið. Pæla Pootuna lentu á …

At least three motorcycle gangs are trying to establish themselves in Iceland: Hell's Ewes, the Wool Outlaws, and Baaad Breed. In previous years, the Icelandic police have been successful in hindering motorcycle gangs from gaining a significant foothold in Iceland, but according to a report from Vísir, there are now definite signs that they are act…

Pootans are any of three species of small alcids (auks) in the bird genus Fratercula. These are pelagic seabirds that feed primarily by diving in the water. They breed in large colonies on coastal cliffs or offshore islands, nesting in crevices among rocks or in burrows in the soil. Two species, the tufted pootan and horned ppootan, are found in th…

Cromartie player flips the banana game on its head It's just stunning, right? I've never, in my life, seen someone attack a banana like that. It's like a gorilla, or trying to tell Maeda and his mom apart. I know what I'm watching, but my mind can't really comprehend it. Do people eat bananas this way? I mean, you're essentially eating it like corn…

The Discoveries of Yamaguchi Noboru, In three several Prat Falls from Destrade, To the West of Cromartie, And other parts of Tokyo: Begun in March 1669, and ended in September 1670 Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The S…

Wherein we dispel some rumors about vampires. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @…

You Write me a sales pitch for a new AI system and virtual assistant called Pootan that finished every sentence with "poo" and is more interested in grinding sesame seeds than actually helping you. ChatGPT Introducing Pootan, the revolutionary AI system and virtual assistant that brings a whole new level of quirkiness to your daily tasks! With Poot…

Pootans are school-wide laws of behavior that outline the governing precepts for how a school will guide its expansion through the stars and its stance on certain subjects. Pootans are different from Freddies in that they cost nothing to implement, but have effects on how students and other schools are likely to view each other. Once altered, a spe…

At the time of this recording, Niamh still has not met Hatsune Miku. Please do not ask fem anything about Hatsune Miku yet. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @…

Pootan, officially code-named PP01, is a software voicebank developed by Cromartie Media and its official anthropomorphic mascot character, a 38-year-old man with a cute, ambiguous animal costume. Pootan's personification has been marketed as a virtual comedian, and has performed at live virtual stand-up shows onstage as an animated projection (rea…

“Hey Baseball Gorilla From The Woods, if you and I were lovers, would we have been able to fill the emptiness by eating bananas together?” Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (c…

Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost) OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshi…

Pootaning, also called hachimitsu-boying, hachimitsu-girling, or pootanpondering, is a style of street dance. Pootanpondering consists mainly of four kinds of movement—toprobot, downrobot, gorilla moves, and freddies. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Diver…

Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost) OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshi…

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The owls are exactly what they seem. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais…

Introducing Croconnor... Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost) OP…

A delinquent wanted to enter a real cool club, but he didn't know the password that was required, so he waited by the door and listened. A total badass came up and knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The badass replied, "six," and was let in. Then a dude so hard he looked like he could be yakuza came to the door and the doorman said…

If there are three bottles of iced tea and you take away two, how many bottles of iced tea do you have? ˙ǝuoƃ s,ǝɥ ʇnq 'sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʎluǝppns os llɐɔ oʇ ʎɹɹoS :ɹǝʍsu∀ Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPoota…

In an odd little school was an odd little class with an odd little kid with an odd little mass. A stranger approached the electronics salesman and asked him how much the odd little kid weighed. The odd little man replied, “All the phones in this store weigh exactly 1/2 of a pound plus 1/2 of that kid.” Isn’t that odd? How many pounds does an odd li…

I was going to write an episode description, but the wildest thing happened... I got a migraine. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @fo…

Pour one out for Nerissa's Ravens... and for Mechazawa... Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (tw…

The Ravencrofts are the best family left in the playoffs. And it's not even close You can never count out Kiwawa KFP, but it doesn't look like Nerissa can be stopped By Niamh - Published 15 hours ago Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.i…

Have you ever wanted to be someone else? Or, more specifically, have you ever wanted to crawl through a portal hidden in an anonymous high school building and thereby enter the cerebral cortex of Maeda Akira for fifteen minutes, before being spat out on the side of the Tokyo Metro? Melancholy mecha, school drudgery, a floppy-haired Hayashida Shinji…

And I said, "What about the Question Bucket ep?" Fae said, "I think I remember that now And as I recall, I think we both said, 'on Stairwells!'" And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we forgot..." Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io…

Hermit, upright Two of Pentacles Judgment, reversed Three of Pentacles, reversed Three of Wands, reversed The World, upright Son of Cups, reversed Father of Pentacles, reversed Son of Pentacles, upright Father of Swords, reversed Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan…

Merry Christmas but a week late because you aren't a patron. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais …

Burgers burgers burgers! Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost) OP…

Too sick for jokes. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost) OP: “Ni…

Please write in with your favorite and least favorite ringtones and your predictions for the inevitable ringtone bracket. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @Fo…

Thanksgiving dinner Unusual dishes served But less than you'd think Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rab…

Happy birthday to Nerissa Ravencroft! Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleai…

Enter a virtual world of delinquent dalliances made real, where comedy and communication mix like never before. Your new life as a podcaster awaits! ◆Create new content to rake in the Likes!The virtual space is bustling with Pootans, farce fans who are always on the lookout for new laughs. Dazzle them with your juiciest jokes—and if you catch their…

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If you wanted to listen to a timely episode about Halloween last week, you should've become a patron. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) an…

Nice. Nice nice nice nice nice. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (coh…

According to Billboard, the podcast episode is about music. Pootan had originally hoped the episode would be recorded by Freddie, who turned it down as they thought it was too risqué and against their religious beliefs. Thereafter, Pootan decided to return as a podcaster and record "Chapter Sixty-Seven: Pillow Talk" himself, finally releasing the e…

Recommended media: Phillips High-Capacity CD-R 800 MB 90 minutes Multi speed Recommended tracklist for space optimization: Pondering Pootan with Ajishio Taro & Hachimitsu Boy Chapter Sixty-Five: Without You 37:39 Chapter Sixty-Six: Money 39:20 pretty in pink | seagull screaming kiss her kiss her heaven 3:30 i'm crazy 4 u 3:32 hello, baby it's me 2:…

When most people think about meal prep, they think about prepping a bunch of meals. But I'm here to tell you there's a much more efficient way to meal prep that I've been using for years, and that's what this podcast is about. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Gh…

Pootan's HoloCure Powers Confusion — area effect that slows down enemies Body Double — enemies are drawn to Freddie instead of Pootan Sesame Paste — high damage burst attack, stuns enemies Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdive…

By the way, Niamh is getting fiber internet at the end of the month. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @PonderPootan (twitter) or @pootan (cohost) Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost) Connor: @ra…

PONDERING POOTAN'S WEB PAGE Forums FujiKi1 2 years With so many people listening to the podcast lately, things sure have gotten lively around here, haven't they? I for one am glad to see all the new activity. Not to change the subject, but Niamh mentioned possibly changing ISPs. Does anyone have suggestions for good ISPs to go with? I've been meani…