Hello mutant muffs! Join us for another wonderful podcast that is bound to change your life. Jason has eye aids and Chris is thinking about becoming an independent porn videographer. An old sex offender friend has made the news again but not for peepin' this time. Some lady leaves rib bones in Chris's car. Jason proves he's a horrible person....aga…

Hello wieners! The guys are back after a 2 week hiatus to save humanity with a podcast about nothing important. We talk about our guys trip and find out if anyone pooped on the floor. We wonder if our audience can buy us a flame throwing dog to clean snow off the driveway and catch really homeless people on fire. Chris gets made fun of at the T-Mob…

Hey there worm wranglers! Join us for another funky rendition of the Shut Up Cincinnati Podcast. This week we say goodbye to an American hero, OJ Simpson. Jason gives a ride to a dirty stripper who makes him hold her ice cream. Chris farts on a guy and blames it on Indian food. The nightgown couple is coming to town for a concert so we guess which …

After missing last week due to a going to jail for killing a family while trying to dodge a polar bear in Kentucky, the boys are back and ready to talk about nothing. What the hell is up with Diddy? Who would live in a funeral home? Will the great white hope, Caitlin Clark, save the WNBA? Why would you take poop straight from a pigs butt? We talk a…

Hey there! We got a doozy for you this week. Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery. Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor. Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case. Jason tries hard not to go off on a slow kid at Kroger. The guys…

Welcome turd cutters! Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life. The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency. Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house? Should you get jail time for threatening death if 2 people don't hug each other? Would you ta…

Hey there bird brain! Yeah, You! Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time. Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female? What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances yourself? Why do people with Jeeps suck? Is Chris a complet…

Hey there fatties! Join the fellas for the worlds best podcast. The guys talk about homeless boogers, cursing children, and listeners that they don't like. Patrick Mahomes should be kicked out of the NFL for the violence in Kansas City. Subway hasn't made a good sandwich in 20 years. No amount of Cheese Coneys are going to save old crusty Coney Isl…

Hey there butter balls! Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing. Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce. The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think. Jason thinks MC Hammer should be the new messiah. Chris sets…

Hello plumpers! Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important. Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool. We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead. Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard. Jay Z whines about his wife not getting enough awards. New music sucks. Chris tel…

Hey fellow dark souls! Welcome to our 4th annual Celebrity Death Pool. Who will die? What the hell is stiff person syndrome? Why does Chris want Cory Feldman to die? We also discuss who Vince McMahon has been pooping on lately and a few other things. Enjoy!De către Shut Up Cincinnati

Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results. Jason wonders if Chris's cuck se…

Welcome tiddledy winks! Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday. The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing. Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil Nick swing by the show to congratulate the boys on 200…

Hey there butthole boofers! Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas. We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed. Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the internet. Patrick Mahomes is still just a spoiled child. Jaso…

Hello blue waffle enthusiasts! The fellas are joined by everyone's favorite gold star gay, Brent Wolgamott. Brent gives Chris constructive criticism on how to deal with a cuck who shows up in a nightgown. Brent describes being the victim of a hate crime in downtown Cincinnati. The guys discuss local sex ads and what kind of people actually respond …

Hey bootyhole inspectors! Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole. The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other. Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield. Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly. The guys admit to being old whites that…

Hey there ya turkeys!!!! Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week. We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people. We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season. Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and t…

Tiddilyhoo peckerheads! Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas. Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously. Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November. The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead. Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs? Is CJ …

Hello pudlickers! The fellas are back after a short break and their weird friend, Ryan Acres, joins the podcast for an afternoon of giggles. Jason beats becomes a 4-time Covid champion. The guys discuss what century they think men starting going down on women. Chris updates us on his latest journey as a bull and things go off the rails. Join in!…

Hello duck pumpers! The fellas are here with another super important podcast. Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character. Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh! Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors. Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police. …

Hello peckerheads! Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need. The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie. We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict. Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all. Joe Burrow is back. Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disa…

Hello peckerheads! The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem. We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof. Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week. T…

Welcome fellow peckerheads! This week we start the show out on a downer as we hold a funeral for a dear friend. It's not all sad though! Jason gets old person scammed. Chris is a victim of a viscous theft. Jason finds an unhoused fella that he actually likes. The guys talk about bad parents, the Bengals first win, and Jason's idea for a perfect soc…

Hey there! I got a bucket of moose lips to sell ya! Ok, I lied but I do have this fine podcast to offer. Join the fellas as they talk passionately about nothing important. Should Chris give an ex-clingy girl a second try 20 years later? How creepy do you have to be to actually pay for porn? Jason talks about a former life as a small time drug deale…

Listen up, pepper-tappers! Ryan Acres joins the fellas this week to discuss a variety of super important topics. Is Joe Burrow actually hurt more than we think? Will you kiss a lady with a mouth full of Brad Pitt's load? Why is the bug killer sending nude pictures of his wife to Ryan? Is there a lady that's into extra pecker skin? Why would you coo…

Hey pepper pecs! Join the fellas for another excellent podcast about nothing important. The guys discuss why they need a big one in porn and hate blurred out faces. Chris pees on the neighbors car handle and Jason wrangles a serpent in his garage. Will Joe Burrow play week one and how much will the Bengals win by? Is Mitch McConnell or any other 80…

Hello stupid heads! The guys are back with another bodacious broadcast...or something like that. Donald Trump gave the world a hell of a mugshot and Jason tells us why he's became a fan but not a supporter. We discuss how all presidents have pretty much sucked for a long time. Chris does more Christopher Columbus type activities when he gets mad at…

Hey there space cadets! Join the fellas for a life altering podcast. We start off the podcast celebrating freedom and a Bud Light with Kid Rock. Jason accidently insults the guitarist from O.A.R. while driving him in an Uber. Chris hates a 10 year old. We discuss why women don't like the "c" word and why they're wrong like usual. Was Barack Obama o…

Hey there bottom feeders! Join the guys for another trek into the gutter. Chris ruins his chances with a lady. Jason gets banned from Tik Tok. The fellas answer a few emails and try to get to the bottom of a listeners cheating wife. Jason is sick of people picking on his culture of bad speakers. Chris tries to take back the word pervert. Ron Carter…

What's Up, bird nuts! Join the fella's for another super important podcast. We discuss why Lizzo's fat dancers should be happy they had a job. We preach how you shouldn't trust anyone that would vote Yes on Issue 1 in the upcoming August 8th election in Ohio unless you hate America. The guys urge black people to take Frederick Douglas back from the…

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Namaste, Nipple Pinchers! Join us for a chuckle for another world saving podcast. Chris finally pays back his bet but his hair isn't "shoot up a theater" red like it was supposed to be. Jason will throw the next phone he finds in his car out the window while driving Uber. The guys debate Jason Aldean's goofy music video. Why aren't homeless people …

Hello Dirty Dongers! Join us for another fabulous podcast that will save your very existence. Chris has a friend named Todd who is licking his niece's butt. Tennessee is trying hard to sell fake weed. Jason publicly shames Chris for being a dirty welcher on social media. Chris lives next to a serial killer. Jason is overwhelmed by hillbillies at Bu…

Hey Dribble Sac Mcquacks! What it be! Tune in this week to listen to a couple of knuckleheads just trying to make you giggle. Chris is afraid he's going to get the ugly girl at the sex party. Jason is thinking of ways to join the back office of a cartel. The guys encourage the Australian gymnastic to start taking heroin to help with their balance. …

It's me, Hi, I'm the problem....and you will be too if you don't listen this week. Join us for a life saving podcast! The guys try to make sense of life after Taylor Swift comes to town and causes a storm of glitter, confusion, and disappointment. Chris ponders diving deeper into sexual depravity but won't make love in a room full of dead people. J…

Konichiwa, ya creeps! This week is another BIG show w/ the Heavy Weights (Nathan, Jason, and Matt) and the Ivory Bull (Chris). We talk about how to properly be a fatty on a road trip although we all agree that fat people are the worst. Jason thinks of becoming a gay after a magical moment under a bridge singing Whitney Houston at the Pride parade. …

Shalom sassy-nips! Join the guys for another world saving podcast! The Trumpster is dominating the polls despite being a turd. The Cincinnati Reds are dominating with an incredibly young lineup and maybe we were all wrong about Red's ownership. Can America vote for a guy that talks like Robert Kennedy Jr? Does John Kruk own a robotic pleasure machi…

Guten Tag, gopher nuts! Join the fellas for another life saving podcast! We discuss casual racism at a local ice cream shop, how you can tell if a neighborhood is safe by the availability of a usable toilet, and why you should pay attention to your brother even when you're jerking off. The creator of the Silk Road writes in and offers to pay us to …

Hey fatty! Stop pretending you can see your dong and tune into this week's show! Whoopi joins the fellas this week to hit on all the hot news of the week. Jason hates Whoopi's shirt. Chris gets mad dogged after staring hard at a dude's girlfriend. Jason asks his wife if she's shopping in the fatty section and a grumpy looking plump lady gets angry …

Ladies and gentleman Welcome to your death! Now let's see where you're headed. Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you. Don't worry it's not the Riddle Box, it's just another life saving episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. This week we are joined by local Juggalo, Josh H. We get deep into the Dark Carnival and discuss what it means to be a…

Hello taint touchers! Join us this week as we solve all the world's problems. Chris tries a new butt toy. Jason warns guys to stop wearing sandals unless they want to die alone. No one likes tipping on take out orders. Where did the stripper put a man's dentures? How can you buy meth and heroin in Canada from a mobile truck? Why do people that can'…

Bonjour buttsniffers! Join us for the most important podcast in the world. Chris crosses another feat off his bucket list and visits a rub and tug. Jason has a dream where he joins a cult and murders people. After months of begging like a couple of sissies, a few listeners email the show. Jason tries to convince Chris the Bengal's draft didn't suck…

What it be, pecker peepers? Join us for a most fabulous podcast where we solve all the world's mysteries. What kind of poop did Cleopatra use as birth control? Will Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon die alone in squalor after losing their jobs? Will the Bengal's draft a punter in the first round and will anyone draft a white cornerback? Will the Hairy G…

Howdy Doody peckerheads! This week the guys are joined by Brent Wolgamott. Brent is an open book and this episode gets fun quick when he shows the guys one of his openings just a minute or so into the show. We tackle stereotypes, play a round of "Top or Bottom", and learn some new terms. Brent finds out that Chris is his straight spirit animal. I c…

Hello pecker peepers! The guys are solo after getting ditched by another guest. We still get around to solving all the world's biggest problems. Can Kishon finally pay Chris in a timely matter or is it more funny to watch Chris get angry about it every year? Will Jason finally lose fat on the new Hollywood diet drug? On Naked and Afraid, Chris woul…

Howdy doody pecker heads! Welcome to another super duper important podcast! We answer all of life's biggest mysteries. Why would someone want you to ejaculate on their windows? Who showed their dong at a local Petsmart? Why is Chris obsessed with his friend's giant schlong after all these years? What kind of doctor acts shocked over the size of a k…

What's up buttercups? Join the fellas this week for a chat about the most important crap ever. Does it hurt to get kicked in the dong if the sack isn't touched? Is leg and pit hair on a lady a deal breaker? Which decade was better, the 80ties or 90ties? Would you pee on Taylor Swift's feet if they were on fire? Will Percocet make you last longer in…

Hello peckerheads! Whoopi joins the show this week to fill us in on the world's happenings. Can Jason find a way to blow Derek Jeter and get one his famous gift baskets in exchange? Do we call all ex-boxers "champ" just to make them feel good for being punchy? Is pornstar, Lela Star, a hero for banging her fans? Jason decides to style his hair like…

Happy March turd-cutters! Nathan joins us for a super important conversation about nothing of importance. Jason tells us he's losing weight so he can make fun of fat people and live longer than Chris. Chris claims his jaw won't fall off from tobacco products although according to Jason he may get forehead cancer from vaping. Nathan comes from stron…

We're finally back after taking a week off due to Chris coming down with a bad case of Monkey Pox. Jason visits the doctor and finds out he's fat. Chris is a big dummy and messed up his dental surgery. The City of Cincinnati sucks at basically everything. FC Cincinnati shouldn't need renovations after being open for a few years and especially if th…