Timbers Podcast-uri

There's a LOT of swearing in this episode.

That's it. That's all we got.

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Honestly, the failing New York Times can absolutely get bent. Keep Portland's name out your goddamn mouth. #rctid

Sorry fellow Sad Dads, nothing but cheery soccer talk today.

Wow wow wow the Timbers just keep winning so much so we HAVE to talk about what is going right and currently it is a lot. We also discuss how to carry this momentum into the game on Saturday as the lads fight for a playoff spot.

Create a narrative that gets yuo where you need to go people!

We did a solid 20+ minutes of dad talk and I lost it. It was my favorite Morrisonic ever. We're both going to be fine, but at different rates of recovery.

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We've been gone a while so we have much to catch up on. We talk about past games as well as Gio being fired. Then we look ahead to the LAFC game and if the Timbers.

You're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas You're just Chivas You're just Chivas in disguise

The Portland Timbers lose 5-0 to Houston so we have to discuss that. We talked about everything that went wrong which was in fact a lot. We also talk about the coach not knowing that he had been fired. We also preview the next game and how the lads can respond to such a bad loss.

The Timbers are done with the Leagues Cup so I guess now it's time for MLS action to resume and they will play the Dynamo so we talk about that. Then we talk about a couple of other things before wrapping up

It's only like 4 minutes of death talk . . .

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The Portland Timbers won a game!!!! So Tyler and Jeremy have to talk about what went right and even what went wrong. They also discuss the next Timber player to get in the Ring of Honor and some with an outside shot. Go Timbers!

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If you are still listening to Timbers podcasts at this point you are a maniac . . . .

The Portland Timbers lost 4-1 to Minnesota which is sad so Jeremy and Tyler have to talk about all that went wrong and the tiny things that went right. They look ahead to the Colorado and Columbus game and fear the Timbers' table position in a couple of weeks. Go Timbers!

Let's get this over with.

The Portland Timbers only got 1 point in their last 2 games when they should've gotten more so Tyler and Jeremy have to talk about what went wrong and whether or not this is fixable. They look forward to the game against Minnesota and talk about transfer news and other roster items before wrapping up.…

Plus some Messi talk

Man the Portland Timbers kind of stunk this past weekend, so we need to talk about what went right or wrong. We also talk about eh upcoming game against FC Dallas and if the Timbers have a chance of winning that game. We wrap up the episode by talking about Messi coming to the MLS and what that means for the league.…

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MAN OH MAN the Timbers stunk it up in Kansas City as they lose 4-1. Tyler and Jeremy gotta break down what went wrong (A LOT!) they talk about that for a bit before talking about the upcoming game against Seattle. We talk about how the Timbers will gut that fish before talking a little bit about the Thorns before ending the episodes.…

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SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!!! Probably not its soccer team about the moment, though. https://www.portlandmercury.com/say-nice-things-about-portland/2023/05/17/46509660/say-nice-things-about-portland-a-manifesto

The Portland Timbers stunk over the past week as they draw and lose and so Jeremy and Tyler begrudgingly talk about the two games and what went wrong and if it's fixable for a game against bottom-dweller Sporting Kansas City. I don't know what to type anymore because I am sad about these two games.

The Portland Timbers have beaten Vancouver and it is time to celebrate, we discuss how great it was to see the team come together and the steps forward from this game. We also look forward to the next two games against RSL and Minnesota and how the Timbers should be able to win both of those games. We also talk a little bit about the new salary rep…

I'll get the audio fixed this week probably. Go Blazers.

Yikes, sorry about the audio quality, our recording device is stuck on 100 and maybe I have to replace it. Happy Mother's Day.

The Portland Timbers' defense collapsed again, but what else is new? Tyler and Jeremy break down the game, both the good and the bad, before moving quickly around the league. Then they talk about the upcoming rivalry game against Vancouver and if it will go better than last time (It will). Time to build a bonfire!!…

Yimmi Chará came back from injury and scored the winner against St Louis so we have to talk about how big of a win that was and the right moves the Timbers made in the game. We also talk about the different adjustments made because of injuries and the future outlook on those. We then talked a bit about the upcoming match against Austin FC and the T…

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The Portland Timbers did in fact lose to FC Cincinnati, but it was not as bad as other losses. Tyler and Jeremy talk about what went wrong and what went right and how the Timbers can carry these things forward to the game against Saint Louis. Before wrapping up, we talk a little about that game and the transfer window.…

sorry for the energy level on my end, I have been up for a really long time

Sounds dumb for a podcast to say, but there really are no words.

Man, oh man, did the Seattle Sounders absolutely kill Seattle, we must break down the game and what was going right. We then look forward to the match against FC Cincinnati and the different ways the game can go based on the availability of their player. Go Timbers!!

Bingo bango! Sugar in the gas tank! Chancey Billups is a BUM

Man, this season sucks and Jeremy and Tyler are here to talk about the recent worst game from the Timbers. We also talk about how much of a chance they have against an incredible Seattle side. We also discuss other MLS events this weekend before wrapping it up.

We are back and for real this time to discuss the Timber's draw to FC Dallas and whether the Timbers can start to turn around with players finally coming injuries. We look ahead to the game against Vancouver and spin ourselves in a circle about what decisions they'll make. Then we discuss Apple TV's shortfalls as well as the league's shortfalls. Th…

Just soccer today, folks. Straight down the middle.

Yes its's Thursday but Pete was on vacatioln in Canada and I wasn't going to bother him to talk about this crap.

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There is a disturbing amount of soccer content in this one. It's, like, all soccer. Which is tough, because currently the Portland Timbers, um, stink.

The Timbers lost to LAFC so we gotta talk about what went right and wrong and if it's more LAFC being that much better, or the Timbers messing up. We then look ahead to the game against St Louis and talk about their start and the matchup against the Timbers and their chances of winning. We also run around a few topics in the league before finishing…

This one's all soccer, guys. It's all soccer.

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