We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - J ...
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A Fistful of Rocks (Recess Duty!)
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David is a recess monitor during a Category 4 hurricane! And Katie’s there too!De către Fully Functional Parents
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How ARE We Doing at Parenting? Meh.
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Catching puke, relationship coaching, the Lottery: we’ve got room to improve!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Billy Joel! Nick Kroll! And Dom DeLuise!?
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Female prison guards fall in love too easily! And once again, Billy Joel impresses!!First season?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Let me tell you how it went!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And no complaining about my complaining: wife version!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Marrying a Shiksa! You Should Be So Lucky!
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And that time David’s parents wore Nix the Shiks shirts!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rub It In, Mr. Coffey! Rub It In!
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Using Jergens liberally! And no Xmas decor until AFTER Thanksgiving!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!!
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Watch Nobody Wants This on Netflix! It’s good! And we know the number one stupid human sign! And David’s incredible mathematical theory!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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A Weekend Bonus Episode! Friendsgiving! Our Greatest Hits!
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Why are people always abandoning their shoes?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Stop Yelling From Across The House!
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A double episode of morning talk!De către Fully Functional Parents
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The Hunchback of Woodbridge Has A Cold!
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And she’s going to work!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership!
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A trip to NYC and pickle sucking!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Morning Breath! Happy Veterans Day!
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And please rate our podcast 5 stars!! WTF!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too!
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The best clothes are in your face!!Rerun Sunday!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And Is It Real?! Do you lie to your spouse?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize…
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Kids and their comments about hair! And did you know that David hates BNL?! Well, he does!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse!
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Sneaking stuff in and pretending you’re not a slob!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em!
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Rescue takes on a whole new meaning! What does Denis Leary think of how we abuse firefighters? And is your house crawling with ghosts? Maybe! maybe Not!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Bingo! We’re Gonna Save Bingo!
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Join us! Bring your kids!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash!
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A classic conundrum! What do you do? And Lyric Lowdown! You’re welcome!!*Play It Again Saturday!*De către Fully Functional Parents
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James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!
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Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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A little Mystery Science Theater!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Jealous! Of Your Older Sibling!
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And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!
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From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!
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And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!
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And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet!
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And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.De către Fully Functional Parents
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Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!
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Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!
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He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!!
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And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?
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And Adam Sandler’s voice!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Memories that I thought were meh were good!De către Fully Functional Parents
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IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him!
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And I AM Phoebe!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!
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Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And has a kid ever stared through you?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!
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The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us!
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Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!
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A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!
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And I was a townie!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)
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And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!
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And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
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Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!De către Fully Functional Parents
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