We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - J ...
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James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!
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Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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A little Mystery Science Theater!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Jealous! Of Your Older Sibling!
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And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!
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From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!
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And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!
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And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet!
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And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.De către Fully Functional Parents
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Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!
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Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!
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He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!!
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And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?
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And Adam Sandler’s voice!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Memories that I thought were meh were good!De către Fully Functional Parents
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IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him!
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And I AM Phoebe!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!
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Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And has a kid ever stared through you?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!
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The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us!
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Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!
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A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!
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And I was a townie!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)
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And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!
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And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
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Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!)
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And who cares about flouride?De către Fully Functional Parents
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We Love Keane! (A double episode!)
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And Velcro gets a bad rap!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Facebook Schadenfreude! And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s!
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Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Hot Tuna! And Parking Ramps!
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Remember that time David took a bunch of 9 year olds to the Bandits game?De către Fully Functional Parents
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Donald Trump’s Weave? FFP Invented That!!
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We ramble all the time! And we’re good at it! And we don’t know what adverbs are!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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You know you’ve been there! And more corporate America stuff!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Soundgarden and Vomit: The Perfect Pair!
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Lyric Lowdown! And the future of advertising!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rethinking Your Favorite Insult and Least Appreciated Body Part!
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Reconsider Your Words! (Again!)De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! David Teaches Racewalking!
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And how to cheat!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!!
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I’m very filthy.De către Fully Functional Parents
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Curated Correspondence! (For Katie!)
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It will sweep the nation!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Martin Short: Funny in Bed? And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!!
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And do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental!
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Another guessing game that goes on too long!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College!
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And what’s your cell phone app pattern?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Egregious Regis Philbin! And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon!
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Roll with the changes you guys!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Also known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks!
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He’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Check it! Cause it’s bad!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?!
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And David hopes I want to wrestle him?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Behind the Booth: David’s Weekend as an Artist!
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And we fight about the dishwasher again!De către Fully Functional Parents
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