If you’ve ever wanted a new joke to use on your friends or family each day, this is for you! Jokes are generally PG - PG13. I keep it clean, but funny.
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An impasta!
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...because it held up a pair of pants!
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What does a farmer use to count the cattle?
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Haha this one got me!
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Hope everyone had a great Saint Patrick’s Day! I have a short joke for you 😉
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Why didn’t the Koala get the job?
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Joke of the Day 2/26/19
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Happy President’s Day everyone! Joke of the Day is an oldy but a goody.
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Why did the spiders have such a strong connection?
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Who styles your hair
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I’m going on the seefood diet! Have you heard of it?
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Joke of the Day 1/31/19
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What do you call it if your car breaks down when it’s only 8 degrees outside?
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What do ghosts and witches drink?
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Another Joke of the Day with Mary Ann Settembrino!
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I had a fantastic meeting today with Mary Ann Settembrino at Narberth Family Medicine! Mary Ann has become one of my fans of the Joke of the Day so I thought it’d be great for her to be featured!
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A little snow joke for ya today.
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Joke of the Day: What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
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I accidentally handed my fiancé a glue stick instead of her chapstick...
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Joke of the Day 12/17/18
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I have a confession to make...
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Joke of the Day 12/12/18
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Did you know breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?
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Joke of the Day 12/5/18
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Smoking Bacon Joke of the Day 12/04/18
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Read something funny today...smoking kills you, bacon can kill you, but smoking bacon cures it.
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Why couldn’t the Leopard play hide and go seek?
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Joke of the Day 11/28/18
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So what did one ear of corn say to the other?
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Joke of the Day: 11/21/18
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I saw a moose on the way to work!
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Joke of the Day 11/19/18
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What did the horse say to the scarecrow?
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Joke of the Day: 11/13/18
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Did you know the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve?!
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Joke of the Day 11/6/18
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I was going to tell a political joke but...
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Joke of the Day 11/5/18
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What do you give a pumpkin that’s trying to quit smoking?
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Joke of the Day
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What do you get when you run after a car?
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What do you get when you get ran over by a car?
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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What did two baby deer in love say to each other?!
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Joke of the Day 10/25/18
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Did you hear about the guy trying to sue the airline for losing his luggage?
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What do you call a pig that wins the lottery?
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In the spirit of the powerball!
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What did the guy scarecrow say to the lady scarecrow?
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Joke of the Day 10/9/18
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How can you tell you’re in a math teachers backyard?
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Thanks John Baxter for the Joke of the Day! 10/8/18
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Star Wars Joke of the Day! What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? 10/7/18
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What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer
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Joke of the Day: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? 10/6/18
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We met some nuclear engineers tonight.
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Joke of the Day: 10/6/18
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I was going to tell you a joke about the flu..
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Joke of the Day: 10/4/18
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Joke of the Day 10/3/18
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How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern?
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Joke of the Day 10/2/18
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What did the Pumpkin Say on October 1st?
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Joke of the Day: 10/01/18
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Anyone know what Armageddon means?
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9/24/18 Joke of the Day
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Joke of the Day 9/21/18
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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the alter?
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Joke of the Day 9/20/18
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What do you call an owl that knows magic?!
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What did one lost hat say to the other?
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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?
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Joke of the Day 9/15/18
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Why was the blond waiting outside the bank in the rain?
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Joke of the Day 9/14/18
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