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1:20:52A new studio and new recording device combined to nearly destroy my fragile mind when half this episode was lost and the other half made almost unusable because of ambient noise. All that said, if you make it through the first 15 minutes, this becomes one of our most poignant discussions and the funniest D Report.…
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1:40:40Happy Holiday’s from the Dullest. We bring you warm tidings and discussions of farts, maths, and the immorality of our newest co-host, Eric Danger--brought to you by Subaru. Also, fake news and fake approaches to combat it, the truth is not true, and when is zero actually fifty. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks…
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48:29Gabriel goes solo for the first time to bring you the dullest episode yet, just in time for everyone’s favorite federal holiday: Fight Your Family Day! In this episode: Bill Gates talks shit, the scouts go to war, Heathers takes a Plan-B, and homeschool moms bitch about missing book club. It’s a shit-ton o’ fun. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks…
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1:16:06Gabriel is scammed into a ‘gram museum and explains his stingy rules of IG etiquitte; Diana give us the hard, girthy D and travel tips. Also, are you a helicopter, tiger, elephant, free-range, or lawn-mower parent? And are these things any more real than your zodiac sign? Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks…
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48:39Episode 35A: Rockstar Teachers Rat on their Kids Stuff you shouldn’t say to your kid's teacher, Steeped-in-glue Miller eats his boogers, and Gabriel and Diana geek out really hard post snack report. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com?Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons ?Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks…
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1:48:19Gabriel goes on a rant about Montessori being education Nazis as Molin gets booted from preschool; Molin takes us through the verses of the Doritos Bible while Gabriel drinks benadryl. Plus a gosh and fetch update from Molin, a look inside Germany’s education system and the notion of openly tracking students, and shouts out to Kate Wagner and Mcmansion Hell. You’re doing it big, Kate! http://mcmansionhell.com/ https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/8/6/17654434/betsy-devos-yacht-mcmansion-hell Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com?Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons?Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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1:26:59An August ep posted in October. Please forgive us if you missed the Creed Bratton bobblehead at the Cyclones game. They're available for resale starting at $35.00. #minorleague #alldressed #texassucks #IDEA #minorityreport
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1 Episode 31: The Depraved and the Deprived ft. David from the Bunker 1:05:38
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1:05:38***Visit our brand new Patreon page at patreon.com/dullcrayons*** Detroit's in shambles, an army of homeschooled youth is training for the coming religious/race war in their basements, and whisky prices in New York have reached critical mass. All that and more when father of the pod joins us in the bunker. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
1 Episode 30: Live from the Bunker ft. M.O.P. (mother of the pod) 1:18:44
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1:18:44***Visit our brand new Patreon page at patreon.com/dullcrayons*** It’s back to school time! And what better way to get into the right mindset than to take a trip back to Gabriel’s own kindergarten experiences with mother of the pod, Ellen. But before that, the two must address the decadence of Drake’s celebrity whiskey, the many plights of Colorado public schools, “best friends,” and the vaunted Wonderlic. All that and more on this jam-packed ep!!! Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
1 Episode 29: History of Disney Pt. 3 ft. Aerosmith 1:24:38
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1:24:38***Visit our brand new Patreon page at patreon.com/dullcrayons*** MoviePass, PRIDE, and of course another history lesson for Gabriel on the topic of Disney. Prepare for this to be your favorite Dazzling Diana ep yet. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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1:10:32***Visit our brand new Patreon page at patreon.com/dullcrayons*** This week we take apart Book Riot's 50 Must Read Preschool Books with the expert help of Dazzling Diana, who also give us the 3 Must-Haves of all Great Podcasts (hint: The Dull ones are killing all three in a big way). But seriously people, a top 50 list and no Kevin Henkes, no Margaret Wise Brown, and not one Gerald and Piggy?! The madness has to stop. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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1:07:15***Visit our brand new Patreon page at patreon.com/dullcrayons*** The boys are in seriously dull form this week as we discuss current heroes and villains of education today, such as LeBron James, Betsy DeVos, and the guy who stole all the McDonald's Monopoly money (spoiler alert, he's the G.O.A.T) Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons IG: archzuger Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
1 Episode 26: The Starbucks Spelling Tea and Racial Sensitivity 1:02:11
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1:02:11This week, Gabriel and BX Tony review their time spent at the Starbucks racial sensitivity training. Following that, they have some fun with winning words of the national spelling bee and prove once and for all what a 27 Wonderic scorer is truly capable of--like ending a sentence with a preposition. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons www.facebook.com/dullcrayons IG: archzuger Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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1:04:27Sincerest apologies, loyal listeners. Turns out changing studios is a much more arduous process than initially anticipated. But rest easy, for we bring you another banger this week. BX Tony joins again to discuss teachers and staffers getting in trouble in the news and to play our newest game: Two Truths and a Rye™ As always, write in at dullcrayons@gmail.com Follow us @dullcrayons on Twitter and Facebook @archzuger on IG…
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57:11This week we are joined by none other than Mother of the Pod, Ellen, to discuss the never ending nightmare that is Jumanji, candy with a kick, and Ellen's deep rooted passion for all things action figure (admit it mom, you wanted to buy the toys as much as I wanted to have them). Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons www.facebook.com/dullcrayons IG: archzuger Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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51:09This week, mommy and daddy argue about the levels, the college application process, and put down the Triscuit brand for their unevenness. But at least there's one thing we can all agree on: Jenni White should get her head out of her ass. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons IG: archzuger Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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10:57Gabriel and Diana geek out over acclaimed children's author, Mo Willems--though not without a hot take or two. (Come on, you know you've thought about it too)
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1:01:55We are once again joined by Dirty Diana, who gives us another lesson on the secret history of Disney, addresses the incipient Carmen Sandiego wildfire, and explains why Mark Summers and Double Dare may just be what the world needs now. Smash that like button, subscribe on your grandparents devices, write in to us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow archzuger on instagram…
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1:07:27Reigning Champ and Fruit Fly of the Pod, Dazzling Diana, in studio this week discussing how to be suspended from teaching for yawning, sneezing, and other non-protected bodily functions. Also, we have TOP SECRET information regarding the development of the long awaited Lady Snacks from PepsiCo, straight from out Deep Throat correspondent, Indra Nooyi. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html Smash that like button, subscribe on your grandparents devices, write in to us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow archzuger on instagram…
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1:20:11Joined by Willy on the Car Phone, we discuss his extensive history in the field of education, and get updated on the wave of teacher strikes and walk-outs happening around the country--all of which are sincerely supported by the pod. Solidarity! Then we go deep on 90's commercials that have taken up space in our brains that would otherwise have gone to cherished memories and first loves. But it's okay, cause what's more important is that we know every word to the Bagel Bites jingle.…
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17:48Please enjoy this bonus segment with our newest co-host: Willy on the Car Phone.
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1:15:22Everyone at the Mendelsohn Studios has been rocked by the not so sudden death of Toys-backwards-r-us, and we felt we needed to process our stunned grief on the air. Also, Morgan Freeman stops by the studio to plug his pick for snack of the year, and the Dull Boys talk Magic the Gathering, Tower Records, and other things that have fallen from this mortal coil. You too can vote for your pick, Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn or, Mr. Freeman's favorite, Fig and Honey Triscuit by writing your vote into dullcrayons@gmail.com…
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53:28This week, BX Tony and Gabriel discuss what it takes to get your kid into the top preschools in New York (HINT: a letter of reference from Jesus would be just a good start). Then they take a trip into the world of conferences and translate some commonly used language by the professionals. Parents will not want to miss out on these insider tips of the trade. And of course remember to vote for your snack of the year at dullcrayons@gmail.com . Winner to be announced on a future episode. Loser to be purged from supermarkets everywhere and burned from our memories forever.…
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54:32Whoever wins, we all win. ***Send your votes for the final winner into dullcrayons@gmail.com Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
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1:18:16A continuation of her first recording, Dazzling Diana takes us on an EPCOT-like ride through the world of Disney. A tour of the parks around the globe, a run down of acronyms, but mostly this is a discussion of why we all hate Frozen - deservedly, of course - and the many failures of Disney. Also, join the Dull Crayons Challenge: steal a Maui costume! Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons/ Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
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1:32:33EPIC FAIL: WOMAN FALLS INTO POLE!!! Actually, in our second episode, we discuss the little know tale of Uncle Shelby's ABZ's, an Adult Primer, brought to you by Playboy, Shel Silverstein, and the letter Kidnapper. Also discussed: Crossfire, CROSSFIRE, and Big--what a weird flick.
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1:12:37Those of you who have yet to be bracket busted, be warned: these snacks are pushing the Dull Boys to their breaking point and nothing will ever be the same. Rules will be broken, decisions will be contested, chaos will reign and hilarity will ensue. Also, Dazzling Diana joins the show to blow NYC Teaching Fellows out of the water, address making friends at grad-school (Spoiler Alert: that’t not a thing), and signs a verbal contract to organize all of Gabriel’s classrooms every September — you’re all witnesses. This is but the first part of a much longer conversation had with the first female of the pod, so stay tuned for Part B coming soon.…
1 Episode 14: THE SNACK BRACKET - Chip Challenge Accepted 1:24:59
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1:24:59In our continuing coverage of the highly anticipated March Snackness, the Dull Boys dissect the world of chips. From potato to tortilla to taki, chip has long been a favored snack among Americans. We’ll find out who is doing the most in this contentious quadrant. Also, Julian and Gabriel take a hard look at the banned book list and find out what's really at the heart of American censorship (HINT: it's not what you expect).…
1 Episode 13: THE SNACK BRACKET - Cracker Quadrant 1:09:03
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1:09:03In the A and C blocks, that's right, live coverage of the 2018 Snack Bracket. Who will emerge from the Cracker Quadrant and go onto the final four??? And in the B block, Julian and Gabriel share a heart to heart about the awful power of nicknames. Contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us @dullcrayons and facebook.com/dullcrayons Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
1 Episode 12: Live from Sing-Sing 1:05:22
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1:05:22The moon is made of cheese, teachers hate cell phones, and "Billy-Madisoning" is now a verb. Also, the FINAL PREVIEW OF THE SNACK BRACKET. Plus, the guys patent Kool-est Ranch tortilla chips. "Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." ~James Downey as Principal in Billy Madison Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons/ Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
1 BONUS: Welcome to the Gun Show! 1:16:14
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1:16:14BONUS: Welcome to the Gun Show BX Tony drops by to talk lockdown drills, safety protocols, and creative solutions to school shootings. Gabriel manages to make it through the ep without cursing and screaming the whole time, so that's a win; and if you make it through the first half there is lightness on the other side. "But what of the courage to stand in a room of little kids knowing all that is keeping you safe is a bookshelf and a reading table? In your heart a hope that our leaders will enact laws that will protect our kids, our schools and our teachers from guns that were made to execute vast numbers of people in an instant." ~Brett Bigham Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons/ Keep Dull, Carry Snacks…
1 Episode 11: Teach Your Children Well (**but keep dinosaurs a secret**) 1:10:17
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1:10:17Dinosaurs, Goomba's and Bamba, oh my! Also, Julian confuses famous American painter Ed Hopper with famous American spousal abuser Dennis Hopper for a good five minutes (Official Dull Crayons' position: Easy Rider Sucks!), reveals his plain pizza eating habits, and Gabriel's great shame comes out: he memorized the number to Domino's as a kid. Plus, extensive, in-depth coverage of school lunch. Stay tuned, stay dull. "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man brings back dinosaurs." (Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park) Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons/…
1 Episode 10: Supermarket Sweep 1:24:54
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1:24:54Prior to the Snack Report break, BX Tony and Gabriel have the rawest, realist convo that has ever taken place on the pod: proper sunblock application. Folks, this one gets uncomfortably real. To lighten the mood, they then got tipsy and free style children's literature over hot beats. Also, Gabriel gets a little too toasty and confuses verklepmt with chutzpah, and he'll never forgive himself. You don't want to miss this one. Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons/…
1 Episode 9: Donut Sprinkles ft. Tony from the Bronx 1:29:22
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1:29:22It's a banger, people, and a podcast first: guest host in the studio! Tony from the Bronx and Gabriel sit down to drink some Dew and Macallan, discuss WeWork's ill-advised venture into education, the trauma of Chopped Jr., and kids growing up to damn fast. Period. "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animas and you know it." ~Kay, Men In Black Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at twitter.com/DullCrayons https://www.facebook.com/dullcrayons/…
1 Episode 8: D'oh-klahoma 1:16:08
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1:16:08BREAKING NEWS: Oklahoma is in a fiscal and schooling crisis and only the Dull Boys can help. Well, actually, they can't do anything about it. But Gabriel does give a hot take on Star Wars and nothing will ever be the same again, and he sells away teacher's summer vacations for a three day weekend. Write us a review, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow us at https://twitter.com/DullCrayons…
1 Episode 7: Snack Hard with a Vengeance: A Christmas Tale 1:03:54
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1:03:54I mean really? Doesn't the title just say all you need to know? ... Fine. This week, the Dull Boys dig deep into the bag and reveal their love affair with BD Wong, defective food stuffs, and Brandeis. Also, there's a buncha Die Hard dissection. Something for everyone. And don't miss the very special reading at the end of the show.…
1 Episode 6: Stranger Schools 1:07:58
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1:07:58No, this will not be the nostalgia-orgy that Stranger Things is, but it is significantly funnier. This week we look at strange ass schools around the globe, what even defines a school as a school versus a museum or a waste of time, and our upcoming project: Mall-Bratz!!! Also, Harley Quinn Smith: if you are listening, we want to have you on the podcast. Write to us at dullcrayons@gmail.com…
1 Episode 5: Are you gaga for dodgeball?!?! 1:02:05
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1:02:05The Dull Boys finally reveal their Wonderlic scores (sorry Gabe), discuss the mass banning of dodgeball around the country (#freedodgeball???), and marvel at the new sport craze that kids are just ga-ga over: GaGa! Note: show producer Scotty was asleep at the wheel for this one, ignoring the radiator hissing at the mid-point. He has been corporally punished for his negligence. If you have other suggestions as to how Scotty should be disciplined, send them to dullcrayons@gmail.com…
1 Episode 4: Wonder-licked 1:04:33
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1:04:33This week, Julian teaches us all a thing or two about football--because that's how many things he knows on the subject--and we discuss the infamous Wonderlic test and read out sample questions. TEASER: on next week's show, we reveal our own Wonderlic scores. You can find the free sample of the entire test here https://samplewonderlictest.com/, and send us your scores and associated profession or football position at dullcrayons@gmail.com…
1 Episode 3: Mythbusters 1:03:12
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1:03:12This week, Adam and Jamie tackle the myth of the Mozart Effect and other popular psychological bunk. They also unveil a new solution to the energy crisis, theories of evolution, and... well, you'll just have to listen and find out.
Santa has his list of kids (creepy), Judah Maccabee had his list of Seleucid's to slaughter (slay all day, Judah), and the Dull Crayons have their holiday list: inductees to the Toy Hall of Fame. In this bonus holiday spectacular we also rhyme words, discuss sport halls of fame, and we unveil our new catchphrase: "Make Me a Pizza!"…
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