PATREON PICK: We're joined by old friend and guest host Christa to talk about Firefly, a show every single millennial owned on DVD on the 2000s! Will the episode we cover "The Train Job" finally make us give a fuck about trains? Let's find out! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: …

SHOCKTOBER: Continuing on with spooky season, we review the 15th episode of the late-90s The Crow TV series, "Birds of a Feather." The plot involves Eric being released from prison after being falsely accused of Shelly's murder, and a new lady-Crow showing up to seek revenge for her and her daughter's murder. Subscribe to our Patreon to access excl…

SHOCKTOBER: In celebration of spooky season, we're reviewing the first episode of the acclaimed Paramount+ series Evil, "Genesis 1," which features Luke Cage as a priest-in-training investigating possessions! Neat! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/YCMIzBlEr5U J…

PATREON PICK: We cover the 12th episode (in broadcast order!) of Saban's NINJA TURTLES: THE NEXT MUTATION, where Mikey is running a pirate radio, and Dragon Man uses that as an excuse to have an old friend for dinner. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/qWIg6F4aco…

I would have waited an eternity for this! It's over, guys. We finally finish Beast Wars Second once and for all! Episode Rating: "NO ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access our exclusive podcasts The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.…

PATREON PICK: This week we're talking about the 14th episode overall of the early-2010s web series Mortal Kombat: Legacy, where Kitana and Mileena go for a stroll through a local park trail, and bump into Johnny Cage. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/xRa6fhwcvm…

Blah blah blah, Beast Wars Second once and for all! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/otkiUjc4Jf0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/t…

PATREON PICK: We talk about the 217th episode overall of Regular Show, where a 20-something raccoon is about to graduate high school; his blue jay friend is jealous; and a gumball machine tries to track down a coworker to ask her out on a date. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: …

This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give u…

PATREON PICK: This week we're covering episode 27 of Justice League Unlimited, where Gorilla Grodd convinces Lex Luthor to steal a Nazi artifact, and The Flash has the hots for Fire, just like the rest of us. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/jgxMl0J7R3A Show Li…

Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & …

SIEGE PICK: Today we're reviewing the fifth episode of the 1993 NBC series Seaquest: DSV (which is basically Star Trek underwater on a conceptual level), where Cthulhu attacks and glowing energon crystals are found. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/zZpdDofvhyM …

Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: h…

PATREON PICK: We're talking about the 16th episode of the 1990s Hulk Hogan vehicle Thunder in Paradise, where a kidnapped wild child is saved by The Hulkster, who is determined to make him a real boy. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/mExVmsVWYjA Show Links: htt…

The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …

SIEGE PICK: Prepare to identify as an attack helicopter as we review the ninth episode of AIRWOLF "Mad Over Miami," where Col. AJ Wolffe and Pilot McHale attempt to rescue Cuban freedom fighters from Evil Armyman with the help (and money) of Big Boss & Honey, and Senorita Pantsuit. Siege watched this episode three times to make sense of the convolu…

This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affec…

In 2021, a crack podcasting unit was sent to Patreon by $5 subscribers to watch shows they didn't always like. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security creative slump to the Lazor Comb underground. Today, still sponsored by Patrons, they survive as critics of fortune. If you have a series, if no one else will watch it, and if you can conv…

Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive cont…

PATREON PICK: This week we're talking about the 19th episode of the 2005 ABC series Invasion. Things go a little off the rails and we spend most of the episode talking about other things, including the origin of Siege's name, the origin of the name Lazor Comb, and more. We're both dealing with health issues at the moment, so please bear with us. Su…

It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud…

PATREON PICK: This week's show covers the second episode of Samurai Champloo, where a small town is terrozied by an ogre, and two samurai's have a bathhouse experience. Siege is also a cat. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/nSOqdqQveeQ Show Links: https://linktr…

We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough E…

PATREON PICK: We talk about the 22nd episode of SyFy's The Magicians, and both Siege & Kal discover new waifus. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/2nPUG11Qvqs Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socia…

We're BACK after a four month hiatus to review the eighth episode of Beast Wars II, where the "Insect Robos" Scissor Boy, Drill Nuts, and Centicon do battle against Tazmania Kid, Diver McFrogman, and HEEEEEEEE-HAW himself Bighorn. Lio Convoy also delivers his usual sage wisdom about utter nothingness. Siege also talks about his Transformers purchas…

PATREON PICK: Toknight's podcast is about the fifth episode of a police procedural with a supernatural twist; Forever Knight, which features a vampire cop trying to catch a stripper who gets horny when she's being evil. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/WheltP6u…

SIEGE PICK: We review the 56th episode overall of Letterkenny, "Kids With Problems," where the gang have a sit-down with the local youths to try and scare some sense into them with tough love, chips, pop, and hot dogs. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Audio Version: https://youtu.be/r2vCOZNnS…

SIEGE PICK: We review the 53rd episode overall of Canadian TV classic Trailer Park Boys and also discuss the series as a whole. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/KmJJAgnrn-w Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/…

KAL PICK: We comb over episode 95 of Mike Judge's King of the Hill, where a mooning mishap leads to romance, and Hank's family discovers charcoal. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/330xdHc8nTg Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: …

SIEGE PICK: We cover the 10th episode of 1992's Fox Kids animated X-Men series "Come The Apocalypse," where Apocalypse is here to destroy dat ass, and a mem is born. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/fW5gSHDfYKc Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The L…

KAL PICK: We review the 37th (in a row!?) overall of Disney's classic 1990s animated series Gargoyles, where Goliath & Co. Led Zepplin their way back to Avalon, and Goliath develops full-on psychosis. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/Y6Mqvw_C52g Show Links: htt…

SIEGE PICK: We cover the fourth episode of the 1975 Japanese anime UFO Robot Grendizer, where a crazy old man tries to murder his neighbor, and the evil Vegan army wants to destroy a giant robot that is also a flying saucer. This was the first anime Siege ever saw as a child, folks. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://ww…

PATREON PICK: We review the 10th episode of the short-lived 2007 Sci-Fi Original The Dresden Files, based on the book series of the same name. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/QBMQLEtxZ4w Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: http…

PATREON PICK: We review the 10th episode of the late-90s anime Outlaw Star, where a race happens. In space. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/91JUgq4QsLI Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socials: …

PATREON PICK: We review the 15th episode of the sci-fi classic Farscape "Durka Returns," where Durka... returns, and a Shakespearian puppet is very angry about it. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/sY_UriKKjRg Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Laz…

PATREON PICK: We review the final episode of 2017's DuckTales series, which happens to be episode 69 (nice), but is also three episodes in one. It's an Avengers Endgame level of team-ups from the stars of The Disney Afternoon from the early 90's, and we're here for it. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/…

PATREON PICK: We review the final episode of the 1994 TV series TekWar, created by and starring the director of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/imlOEegM-4A Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: ht…

We round out 2023 by providing live commentary for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/bMY2XiU9K9E Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt:…

Siege and Kal kickoff the holidays by playing a game of the 2022 Beast Wars edition of Monopoly! We're recording in the same studio for the first time in a while, so this was a particularly fun episode. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/NHG4O48NT5c Show Links: h…

The Decepticons pull the wool over the Insectrons, and Queer Mantis uses his AOL laptop. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/eWfU7b0dgHQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…

PATREON PICK (sort of!): We review the final episode of the 1994 RoboCop TV series, where a psychic mad scientist, a corrupt businessman, and a glorified henchman team up for a convoluted plot to assassinate The President™. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorc…

Lio Convoy and Apache go tomb raiding together and discover the fabulous Queer Mantis hidden within the cavernous catacombs. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/fTvXb6VfeLU Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor …

G2 Megatron digs a hole, and the newly-awakened Galvatron enters the dragon. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GTp54uvoYBw Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…

SHOCKTOBER: In celebration of the unholiest of days (Friday the 13th) happening in the unholiest of months (October), we review the 13th episode of Friday the 13th: The Series; where Great Value Dracula and two antique shop employees go back in time to Victorian London and meet Abraham McWriterman. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive conte…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by our patron Samuel, we review the 37th (in a row!?) episode of the mid-2000s CGI sci-fi comedy series Tripping the Rift, where a race in space happens, a sentient computer gets smart and becomes homicidal, and dated humour occurs. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vid…

Tasmania Kid stumbles across a secret Decepticon base and gets captured, leaving Optimus Lion and the Maximals forced to go saved his stupid Tasmanian ass. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZvMspzj-OFw …

PATREON PICK: As chosen by our patron Daniel, we review the 16th episode overall of the 1990 live action The Flash TV series, where we learn that nightshade can indeed be deadly. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/g4NYNwxQJjQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorco…

G2 Megatron and his flying orchestra attempt to hunt down Lio Convoy, resulting in Bighorn's Rockin' Rager in the Desert. Episode Rating: (low) "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/5FNJlwuH24I Show Links: https://linktr.ee…

Kal and (a very hungover) Siege review the second episode of Beast Wars Second, where Lio Convoy pretends to be a regular lion for way too long, and G2 Megatron seizes control of the bad guys after Galvatron passes out. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content eve…

We jump into an Autobot shuttle and fly to Japan (not really) to review the first episode of the Japanese-produced Beast Wars II (Second, not "two"): Super Lifeform Transformers, where we land on a planet filled with TOO MUCH!™ of the dreaded Angle Slam, monster truck rallies featuring BONECRUSHER, and Galvatrron & The Destrons playing their new hi…