Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And just in time for Halloween.Tonight's yarn is spun about an ancient creature, a monster you might say, who finds their friends have left him behind out of fear of the encroaching humans. They're too stubborn to leave, despite humanities greatest weapon. Purrrhaps they'll perish, or perhaps they'll find a new ca…

Welcome to Twisted Teatime Presents: Terminus 23. This is a preliminary broadcast, a short tale told by our enigmatic Host as he drifts among the stars on board haunted station Terminus 23. It is also Terminus 23 day as I upload this, granted it is nearing the end. So sit back, warm up a mug of caff, and enjoy.Story: "The Limitless Dimension" by Le…

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! It's been awhile, but here I am to bring you a Halloween episode! Well, a day late and a dollar short for actual All Hallows Eve, but right on time for All Hallows in general! So, what if that season never ended? “Oh!” I hear some yuppies shout in excitement “You mean pumpkin spice lates forever?!” “Nay,” I say, “…

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And I'm here to bring you two tales from the terrific Tungaskan Fiend!Tonight's episode brings you a yarn that would have Schrodinger spinning in his grave! What if objects left unobserved became aware? Find out in "Object in Stagnation Consciousness"!https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Object_in_Stagnation_Consci…

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, the Mad Catter, back with another episode of Twisted Teatime! As summer finally turns to fall, we return to the author SkullMunch's work, who you might recall from the Hollowroots story "A Dip in Lake Nigeros". Well SkullMunch, I'm sorry it took this long to narrate, but here we finally are. Anyway my creepy…

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter!Tonight we discuss why it's important to wear sunscreen should you decide, against all conventional wisdom, to go outside in this hideously beautiful and roasting weather.Story:"Sunburn" by Stovenovenhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Sunburn?so=searchMusic by:Myuu - https://soundcloud.co…

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter!Tonight I spin a yarn about basement's damp and dark, so sit back and enjoy this evening's tail.Story:"There's Something Wrong with the Basement" by Empoleon'sTardishttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/%22There%27s_Something_Wrong_with_the_Basement%22Music by:Myuu - https://soundcloud.com/m…

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter!Tonight I spin a yarn about out of place things found in the forest, namely: Mannequins! So pull up a chair, grab a mug of something tasty, and enjoy!Story:"Mannequins in the Woods" by kittymainehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qksbue/mannequins_in_the_woods/Music by:Kevin Macleod…

Good evening my creepy kitties, blessed yule, and a happy new year! I know, I know, I didn't release a Christmas track on Christmas, but I was busy living that lifestyle of debauchery I love so much. So while it's a few days late, it is still technically Yule, so sit back, relax, and enjoy a bit of holiday horror with I, your host, The Mad Catter!H…

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter!Tonight I am posting a new episode of Twisted Teatime, but taking a different approach. Since I have a hard time posting episodes with multiple stories, I'm just going to try and post episodes with one story each. If I do this well, I should be able to post far more often, as I won't feel …

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers, The Mad Catter!I've been dealing with that malodorously morose spirit Lugube, who has been nothing but trouble these past six months! However, I do believe I have a handle on it this time, in fact, you should have a listen and see how it all plays out, since keeping it locked up is proving …

Joyous Yule my creepy kitties!For tonight holiday special I present not one, but two tails for all of you!Our first one is a wholesome and pure variant of a timeless classic called 'Twas the Fright before Christmas and our second is a return to one of our favorite festive fiends in A Krampus Carol! So sit back, relax, enjoy a mug of hot rum filled …

Hello my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers the Mad Catter,Here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!For tonight's episode I present unto you three tails of horror and woe! Edgar Alan Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death"Z.P, Gowdy's "The Whisperer of Nightmare's"And Certain Shadow's "The Children of Woodharrow Park"So sit ba…

Hello my Creepy Kitties!Hello my creepy kitties!While it is a little later than I hoped (wanted to release it at least a couple days before Halloween, but, well, it was really long!) here it is, at last, the final episode of the season and of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath"!Music:Jonathan Whitehttps://soundcloud.com/angels-of-de…

Hello my Creepy Kitties! I have returned! Hopefully for good... Lugubriousness is a little bastard but you'll learn all about that in this episode. Hopefully I can finish off "Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" and kick off Season 4 in proper style. Anyway, enjoy! And I hope you never have to wait so long to hear from me again!Music:Jonathan Whitehttps:…

Good evening my creepy kitties! After Holiday revelry, followed promptly by anti-unbirthday-revelry, I've finally recovered enough to bring you the latest episode of Twisted Teatime! So join us as we see where the dreaded and silent Night Gaunts take Randolph Carter, and find out if he escapes their clutches in order to return to his ill-advised qu…

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and discover the truth behind Santa and "The Naughty List"Story:The Naughty ListWritten by: RedNovaTyranthttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naughty_ListPoem:Christmas by: H.P. LovecraftMusic Used:Myuu: @myuu"Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)""Winter Trouble""Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version)""S…

Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: The Night Windhttp://holyjoe.org/poetry/field2.htmAuthor: Eugene FieldNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.comShadowlands 4 - BreathThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories ar…

Here's a story for this, the nineteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: The Voidhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_VoidAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuuPrey ~ Reprisehttps://soundcloud.com/myuu/prey-repriseThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P.…

Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: Pumpkin Boatshttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pumpkin_BoatsAuthor: KentopsNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.comControlled Chaos - no percussionThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gow…

Here's a story for this, the twenty-third day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: Too Early to Trick or Treathttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Too_Early_to_Trick-or-TreatAuthor: HoodQuestNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.comLong Note 4The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by …

Here's a story for this, the twenty second day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: Day of Demandshttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Day_of_DemandsAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despairDeath Suite Opus 1The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. …

Here's a story for this, the twenty first day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: Ghost Househttps://poets.org/poem/ghost-houseAuthor: Robert Frost Narrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuuDespairhttps://soundcloud.com/myuu/despairThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All …

Here's a story for this, the twentieth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: The Corpsehttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_CorpseAuthor: Charles Baudelaire Narrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuuWlking Into Darknesshttps://soundcloud.com/myuu/walking-into-darknessThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season T…

Here's a story for this, the seventeenthday of Halloween! Story: The Shadow in the Rear-view Mirrorhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Shadow_in_the_Rear-View_MirrorAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.comColorless AuraThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.…

Here's a story for this, the eighteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)Story: Nemesishttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/NemesisAuthor: H.P. LovecraftNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuuForsakenhttps://soundcloud.com/myuu/msp-1forsakenThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P.…

Here's a story for this, the sixteeth day of Halloween! Story: The Woman in the Ovenhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Woman_in_the_OvenAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuuNightmares The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties …

Here's a story for this, the fifteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never!Story: The Statuehttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_StatueAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: CO.AG: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvADark Ambient Music for Scary Storieshttps://youtu.be/TaTbxH8X-hUThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted T…

Here's a story for this, the thirteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never!Story: Please Take Just Onehttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Please_Take_Just_OneAuthor: UmbrelloNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: CO.AG https://soundcloud.com/co-agTaken the DeadMyuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuuLights OutKevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.comLone Harve…

Here's a story for this, the fourteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never!Story: My Last Halloweenhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Last_HalloweenAuthor: UmbrelloNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despairA Passing MemoryKevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.comLong Note ThreeTectonicLong Note ThreeThe …

Here's a story for this, the twelfth day of Halloween!Story: Movie Buffhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Movie_BuffAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creativ…

Here's a story for this, the eleventh day of Halloween!Story: The Portraitshttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_PortraitsAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.comNight BreakThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties of their respecti…

Here's a story for this, the tenth day of Halloween! Now I'm ahead!Story: The Haunted PalaceAuthor: Edgar Allan PoeNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despairRealm FourThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties of their respective authors…

Here's a story for this, the 9th day of Halloween! Finally caught up!Story: AzathothAuthor: H.P. LovecraftNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despairIn An Angels ArmsThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties of their respective authors, …

Here's a story for this, the eight day of Halloween! Better late than never!Story: What the Moon BringsAuthor: H.P. LovecraftNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.comVery Low NoteJason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despairRealm OneThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.Al…

Here's a story for this, the seventh day of Halloween! Better late than never!Story: The Actorhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_ActorAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuuCreepy Clown SymphonyNebulaRise and FallThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All s…

Here's a story for this, the sixth day of Halloween!Story: A Small Radiohttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Small_RadioAuthor: MacaroniArtZombehNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacCleod www.incompetech.comDaytime TV Theme The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties of t…

Here's a story for this, the fifth day of Halloween!Story: The Hand Printhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Hand_PrintAuthor: UnknownNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic by: Cormi https://freesound.org/people/cormi/sounds/110387/Night in the ForestThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are t…

Here's a story for this, the fourth day of Halloween!Story: Hallowe'en in a Suburbhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Hallowe%27en_in_a_SuburbAuthor: H.P. LovecraftNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic by: Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuuHaunted by ScreamsThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are…

Here's a story for this, the third day of Halloween!Story: Little Carverhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Little_CarverAuthor: UmbrelloNarrator: The Mad CatterThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, cr…

Here's a story for this, the second day of Halloween!Story: The Gravedigger had an Odd Conversationhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Gravedigger_Had_an_Odd_ConversationAuthor: Ryan Brennaman Narrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Kevin MacLeod: https://www.incompetech.comSupernaturalDarkness is ComingThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season T…

Here's a story for this, the first day of Halloween, with minutes to spare!Story: The Terrible Old ManAuthor: H.P, LovecraftNarrator: The Mad CatterMusic: Jason White: https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Death Suite Opus 1A Passing MemoryKevin MacLeod: https://www.incompetech.comThe ChamberThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three…

Good Evening my Creepy Kitties!I'm back from my hiatus and am eager to get back on my paws, so to say! In tonight's episode, Carter investigates some old leads, finds answers, and absolutely nothing bad happens whatsoever! Special thanks to my Patreon Supporters, I'll be getting you your merch here soon!Music:Jonathan Whitewww.soundcloud.com/angels…

Good evening my creepy kitties!In this latest chapter of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" we find Carter waking up after his foolish acceptance of the wine offered by the unsettling merchant. What trouble has he gotten himself into and how will he get out? Well, sit back, relax, enjoy a hot mug of tea, and listen as Lovecraft put…

Good evening my creepy kitties!I'm baaaack! And tonight I bring you a new episode of Twisted Teatime, the continuation of H.P. Lovecraft's "Carter" stories, which I bring to you via his earliest story! So sit back, have a hot cup of tea (plus whatever you wish to add, nudge nudge, wink wink) and have a listen. Regards,The Mad Catter!Music:Jonathan …

Hello my creepy kitties! After a long hiatus, I present the very first episode of season three. I'm keeping things brief because kids and adults these days have a poor attention span. It's a story about the apocalypse. Enjoy.Story by: Connor BrownNarrated by: The Mad CatterThe Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.Al…

Hello my creepy kitties! This isn't an intermission, just a sample of my new recording equipment and the sound quality it produces without nearly so much editing as my previous work required. No sound effects, no frills, just a recitation of a classic poem. So without further ado, I present unto you, "The Conqueror Worm" by Edgar Allan Poe…

Hello my creepy kitties!Today I bring you the complete Seaon 2 Finale! In it, I've compiled all three parts of "The Day of the Worm" into one episode for your enjoyment.Stories:The Day of the WormThe Squire and the Black ScrollThe Maiden and the Lost VillagersAuthor: Killahawke1Art by: Killahawke1Links:http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Day_of_the_W…

In this, the final part of the "Day of the Worm" trilogy, we see a young but skilled maiden as she returns home to bury the dead. What would be an otherwise simple, albeit sorrowful task, is tainted by the Worm's corrupting touch.In this final tale of the dark fantasy trilogy, we get to hear the excellent narration of the fantastic Lady Mcreepsta! …

In this, the second part of Twisted Teatime's Season Two Finale, we meet Edwin, a young squire tasked with protecting an artifact of the foulest evil.Story: Day of the Worm Part 2: The Squire and the Black ScrollAuthor: Killahawke1Art: Killahawke1http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Squire_and_the_Black_ScrollNarrated by: Z.P. GowdyAliadria voiced…