This weeks episode has it all! $12,000 hotdog franchise ideas, the Loch Ness Monster, and Lachlans weird quarantine obsessions! This weeks creation is a doozy! We bring you Mascarlton. You know? Like Mascarlton? Get it? Eh, don't worry about it, it isn't even that good. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@a…

Howdy there spooks and spectres! We've got a short one for you today. Schedules are hard and the fact that this episode even happened is a miracle of chance. Anyway, this episode is quite a good time! We've got Coffee, Ninja Murtles, and a lazily designed DC Comics super villain. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) an…

It's the Pocket Podcast Networks guest month! For this very special episode we have Michael from Green Mountain Mysteries. We have some goofs, we have some laughs, but most importantly we create a new spooky child. Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries at pocketpodcastnetwork.com or anywhere you find podcasts! Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) F…

Uh oh, whats this? another Ghoul Tank episode? That couldn't possibly be right. But, it must be! We're back to bring you bi-monthly episodes! That's right, two whole episodes a month! Without further ado, lets get cracking. Ajay and Lachlan create a creature that almost everybody has come in contact with in the past. Also, at the part where Lachlan…

Guess what everybody! This show isn't dead. And to prove it, here's an episode with enitrely different hosts! Join JD and Alex in their first ever forray into the spooky wild world that we call home. Be sure to give Sorted (Not a Harry Potter podcast) a listen! You can find episodes of Sorted HERE Here's a link to the ghost movie they mention as we…

Only potential yuck warnings are for those who are scared of murky water. Aaand we're back. This episode brings you everything you could want in a podcast! Lachlan failing yet again at fooling Ajay in Two Spooks and a Lie, Haunted apartments, cryptid life cycles, and more haunted apartments. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@…

No yuck warnings for this episode as far as I know! Let us know if something bugs you and we'll tag it here. After yet another unplanned hiatus we're back! Me and Ajay are both in this episode for sure. There's a new bit that is DEFINITELY sonically pleasant experience. we bring you tales from art school, a creature played by Mindy Kaling, and an a…

Yuck warnings: I mean we definitely make poop jokes toward the end of the episode, but it isn't because we're gross. Episode 17! Love it! In this one we got it all! Two whole rounds of two spooks and a lie, calls from our parents, trash, wendigo avoiding tactics, Jensen Ackles secret deleted scenes, and your old friend Tommy who you're deeply conce…

Yuck Warnings: Arachniphobia from 27:38-28:04 and Vomiting from 33:36-33:51 Welcome back to the spooky haunted house also known as The Ghoul Tank. We have our longest two spooks and a lie session ever and we bash Mr. todd Howard for his bad video game. The special creature we spring forth from our imagination is probably our coolest one yet. Not to…

Yuck Warnings: The only thing I think might yuck pepople out is that this guy has a lot of teeth. Not weird gross things, just a lot of them. Hey there you podcast goblins! We're back once again to bring you the best of the best. The Creme de la creme. Our magnum opus. Either that or it's just another random cryptid. That's for you to decide. Ajay …

Yuck Warnings: Between 35 and 39 Minutes we talk about some gross eyeball stuff and a little bit about a weird pointy mouth. Episode 14! released on time babey, are you proud of us? In this one we play some two spooks and a lie, go off on so many tangents, and make a terrible terrible monster whomst I HATE. Ajay is almost prepared, Lachlan doesn't …

We're baaaaaack everybody! Life isn't always easy and it makes it hard to make podcasts sometimes. Anyways, everything is a cryptid, we love Ryan Gosling, we play two spooks and a lie and all that good stuff! Hope you enjoy, thank's for sticking with us. Ajay gets a Spook right, Lachlan can;t focus on a single topic for very long, Lou is funnier th…

Yuck warnings: Again, as far as we can tell there aren't any but we aren't in your heads! So if theres something that bugs you please tell us so we can fix it. We're finaly back after like a billion years. Turns out podcasts are time consuming! But no matter, with this episode we bring you two spooks and a lie along with a purr-fect little creature…

Yuck Warnings: I don't think there are any for this episode, but if something bugs you shoot us an email at ghoultank@gmail.com to help us tag these episodes better. Hello everybody and Happy Haunt-idays! This episode answers an age old question, has a return of a super good bit, and introduces you to a funky, fresh, festive little cryptid that Lac…

Buckles up for episode 10! The big one-oh! We actually made kind of a scary one in this episode so if hearing about eyeballs in any way freaks you out, you may want to genuinely skip this one. Other than that, we have some good laughs and talk about everybodys favorite subject: Monsters! Ajay carries the creative workload. Lachlan introduces a new …

We're back at it again for episode Nine! This time we shake things up and bring another person into The Ghoul Tank! Co-Head of the Pocket Podcast Network, Britty Lea. In this installment of our show, we talk cool monsters, we have some laughs, and we bring forth a brand new monster into the thought space. Oddly enough it's another sneaky little thi…

Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, we return to bring you episode 8! By ashes I mean serious internet probems, and by pheonix I mean we were just able to safely record our dumb show. Anyway, I hope you guys like large household appliances, and two people talking over each other! Also as much as we love Pokemon, we know alomst nothing about it. S…

Episode 7 babey! We recorded this episode earlier in the morning than we've ever done before and it was AWFUL. Have you ever tried to be funny and creative like 30 minutes after you wake up? Anyway, in this episode we put together a tall fellow and a round fellow and they're the best of friends. Ajay is actually doing one continuous yawn through th…

Episode six! Halloween! Let get into it! We try something a little different for this episode. You just gotta shake things up every once in a while, you know?. Just remember, we're professional and definitely know what we're talking about. Also there's a point in the show where Lachlan references Hot Topic when in fact he was thinking about Spencer…

We've returned yet again for episode 5! The monster we cooked up in this episode is a really bad houseguest. Or a super good home intruder. Too soon to tell. Ajay is a sick boy! Lachlan really likes alliteration. Cover art by Lou Intro/Outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes Here!

Welcome back for episode 4! we've been making this show for a month now and we're glad people are enjoying it. The lovely cryptid we manifest using our minds loves to get wet and wild! Ajay absolutely NAILS the name for this thing. Lachlan experiements with profanity bleeps. But isn't that into them. Cover art by Lou Intro/outro Music: ROOTSMESSENG…

Oh man here we are with episode 3! There isn't an end credit thing because I'm a busy adult and we recorded late so it's kind of a double whammy. Lachlan creates a mini podcast! Ajay hates it. Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket notes Here!

Welcome back for episode two! In this episode we kind of nail it. Not to brag or anything. Ajay watches his language, Lachlan can't stop repeating himself. Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music: ROOTSMESSENGERDe către Lachlan McIver and Ajay Melakayil

Welcome to The Ghoul Tank! In this episode we talk favorite monsters, Ajay generalizes the entire city of New York, and Lachlan encourages monster fucking! Cover Art: Special thanks to Lou at http://jiinsy.wixsite.com/gallery Intro/Outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER Spooky Story Music: ACEINETDe către Lachlan McIver and Ajay Melakayil