*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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Ready Set Get Lost in Chicago!!
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19:12I go to another development event! And I can’t hack it!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And other topical news!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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We Went to Amsterdam Last Year!
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15:51And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?!
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18:20No way am I getting David anything!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala!
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10:09So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse!
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16:26And diss songs. We don’t get it!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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To buy candy!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers!
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15:28We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!De către Fully Functional Parents
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It was Cooper’s fault! And Donald Trump lets us eat cake!De către Fully Functional Parents
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It’s everywhere!!! And so are cars the color of diarrhea?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri?
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14:51Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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We All Underexaggerate About??
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16:26The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths!
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15:46And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death!
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11:35Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!!
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12:39And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?!
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16:54And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!De către Fully Functional Parents
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At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony!
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18:42Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Dikipedia! Elon Strikes Again!
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13:46And work that thing outta your teeth!!(A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)De către Fully Functional Parents
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OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game!
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22:32A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…De către Fully Functional Parents
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We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!!
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14:15The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!De către Fully Functional Parents
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There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!!
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9:31Will you still eat a meal after you find something gross in it? And why do animals stare??De către Fully Functional Parents
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The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait!
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12:53David actually is really into politics… And doomsday scrolling on the New York Times!?De către Fully Functional Parents
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On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld!
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17:30And let’s go communist! Why not?! It sounds PERFECT!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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More Tales from Corporate America!
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11:08Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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French Provincial Chateau Fever!
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17:28Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep!
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14:08Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.De către Fully Functional Parents
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Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me!
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12:34And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Phi Phi Pi! FFP’s College Party!
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15:32Join us for the party of the year!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Why DO Women Wear Shoulder Pads?!
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15:57We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!!(A rerun from our second season!)De către Fully Functional Parents
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And theme songs! And AI!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!!
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12:33And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?De către Fully Functional Parents
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Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!!
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10:09Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Salt n Tellicherry Peppercorn!
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10:26And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…De către Fully Functional Parents
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Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?!
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11:31More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK!
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11:49Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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And we visit Canada! And it’s New Years Eve!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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David’s got one true love!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game!
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14:09A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!De către Fully Functional Parents
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The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us!
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10:46And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!!
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15:54And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks!And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?De către Fully Functional Parents
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Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop! And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Frugality, Laziness or Genius?!
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11:39You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?De către Fully Functional Parents
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And I can’t wink back!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Southern California, Here We Come!
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13:28Not really but maybe someday?!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!)
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18:03David screws up his job! Big time!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor!
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11:36I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!De către Fully Functional Parents
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