Jenny and Margaret welcome you to Episode 20, aka Season 1 Finale (it only took 4 years to get here)! Listen as they talk about basic bitch shit, like Fall & Halloween and then get ready to hear them talk about fried chicken sandwiches, smash burgers, bread (and Marc Maron), gnocchi and more! As we close out Season 1, we want to thank our audience …

Jenny gives us an update on her cat's constipation, Margaret takes us back to the OG 9/11 as random stories are strewn throughout this sloppy mess of an episode. Learn more about the ladies of the podcast (including if one of them is into the incest "subplot" in House of the Dragon) and be sure to check out Instagram to participate in a new and exc…

Margaret and Jenny discuss Nick Cannon’s baby cannon, fucking avocados making you feel like a chump and hear their voices autotuned for the first time! You just might laugh till you cry!

Jenny and Margaret discuss slowing down in life and how that caused a turtle’s unfortunate death. The team taste tests a random seltzer flavor, runners trots are explained as well as the latest gossip over a new Hollywood movie that doesn’t actually matter. Food fetishes are brought to life alongside tales of gyno visits and a hatred of Billy Joel …

Jenny and Margaret discuss how many f*cks there are in The Big Lebowski, sharing your poo with friends, and wonder why poocorn is the snack off the movies?! Plus SO much more!

Margaret and Jenny shares tales of dead pets *trigger warning, killing the vibe at a party, cum tampons and more!

Jenny and Margaret revisit past transgressions, bowel movements are discussed as well as the shitty things men from their pasts have said to them. Stay tuned in to hear some fun memories from school dances of the 90's as well as find out if Axl Rose is still alive.

Jenny regals Margaret with tales from her hair chair, personal vagina stories are shared and hear our producer Jay’s laughs of horror as we get into Episode 13!

Tune is as Jenny shares a poo story mishap and ins(poo)rational quotes while Margaret reviews how to sell your used panties online. Listen on to hear how the ladies would spend their day if they had a dick. Another listener's question is answered.

Tater Pox!! Buy used panties on Sniffer! Margaret teaches Jenny how to say Cuba Gooding Jr.’s first name properly!

Celebrate Episode 10 with Jenny and Margaret as they discuss the side effects of herbal abortions, why thongs have got to go and find out which Saved by the Bell character they’d bang!

Margaret and Jenny discuss reusable toilet paper, Lindsay Lohan’s redemption and a very awkward moment with a beard.

Margaret and Jenny discuss a relevant life hack, why apple watches can go fuck themselves and being bullied. Good times!

This episode is gonna fire you right up! Abortion rights- gone! Elvis's bowels- full! And honestly, there's never a good time to take Dulcolax.

Jenny and Margaret discuss which deodorants work for them, what taco seasoning actually smells like, toilet paper preferences, skinny shaming and if it's okay to use GoFundMe for plastic surgery.

Catch up with Jenny & Margaret as they piece together what's changed since you last heard from them in 2018!

Ashley White’s legal case has been resolved six months after Septic was released and more than three years after Noah Thomas’ death.De către The Roanoke Times

My Podcast intro! Also my first Podcast! Also my first Cringe moment! >_

Jenny and Margaret talk about their weekends, spoilers, current affairs, a headless old person, a brand new sponsor, and a hemorrhoid remedy. Oh, also a new celebrity death prediction. (Jenny is clicking a pen periodically during the podcast. She won't do it again)...

Jenny and Margaret chit chat about summer, unrealistic fears, hang nail awareness month, and other kookie topics. Who will be the next celebrity death prediction?

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Jenny and Margaret discuss recent food poisoning, body image anectodes, and a new diet trend. Shit will also be talked along with the announcement of the first round of celebrity death predictions.

Jenny and Margaret introduce you to their new, hilariously flushable podcast.

Available now from The Roanoke Times.De către The Roanoke Times

A rural Virginia county rallies together when a child goes missing in 2015. When the boy is found dead in a septic tank four days later, many rally together to condemn his parents.De către The Roanoke Times

The people searching for Noah don’t know much about the child’s parents, other than Ashley White’s history with drug addiction. For many, that was enough.De către The Roanoke Times

Though Noah’s death is one of the most high profile cases in Pulaski County history, it wasn’t the first time his mother found herself at the center of tragedy.De către The Roanoke Times

The discovery of Noah’s body inside the family’s septic tank sets of a series of rumors about the way he got inside. But what does the evidence suggest?De către The Roanoke Times

Ashley White testifies she only left Noah for the length of a shower. She knows now that was a bad idea.De către The Roanoke Times

It might seem like Noah’s death is unique and unprecedented. It isn’t. Children die in septic tanks each year, but unlike Paul and Ashley, few of their parents see the inside of a courtroom.De către The Roanoke Times

Noah’s preschool teacher Stacy Arnett gave a eulogy at his funeral. She wanted to make sure people remembered him as a joyful little boy instead of just a life cut short by tragedy.De către The Roanoke Times

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