Episode 6- There Is No Sanity Clause

Canned Meat Theatre

Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one.
Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really)
Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in Santa Monica)…
and More!
“A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving,” written by Alex R. Wagner.
Voices:
Narrator: Jennifer Kalison
Sister: Rachael Tillman
Brother: Joe Boino
Dad: Alex R. Wagner
Mom: Neena Leon
Uncle Ron: Michael Lewis
“CMT Shopping Network Presents: Al Standish for Not-Now!” written by Jeff Rembert
Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Al Standish: Jeff Rembert
Wendy Standish: Sarah Malfara
Mrs. Schultz: Neena Leon
“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo
Constable Patrick Murphy: Marc Lucia
“We Got Food” written by Doug McDowell
Voices:
Announcer: Marc Lucia
Employee: Neena Leon
Customer: Doc Anthony Bravo
“Donut Friday” written by Kimberly DiPersia
Voices:
Narrator: Stede Bonnett
Elsie: Rachael Tillman
John: David Hahnert
Linda: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Waters: Kimberly DiPersia
“The Night Podiatrist: Podiatry is a Lonely Business” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell, created by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell.
Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Bruiser: Marc Lucia
Goon: David Hahnert
“The Cryptopsychiatrist” written by Andrea Howells
Voices:
Radio Announcer: Brian K. Scott
The Cryptopsychiatrist: Marc Lucia
Nessie: Rachael Tillman
Mothman: Doug McDowell
Bigfoot: Joe Boino
Caller: Alex R. Wagner
“The Bureaucrat: Environmentally Unfriendly” written by Andrea Howells, created by Wayne Cothron.
Voices:
Caller: Brian K. Scott
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Sandy Shoal: Andrea Howells
“Miss Fortune (December)” written by Andrea Howells
Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells
Music:
“(I’m Spending) Hannukah in Santa Monica” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022
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