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Abstinence Makes the Horn Grow Longer: Staying a Virgin for Unicorns
Manage episode 355381236 series 2777635
Valentine's Day is here again, and we're here to ask why unicorns have such weird, puritanical standards. Your standards are too high, unicorns! Not everyone's perfect, you're almost thirty, and you've never been in a stable relationship for more than a few months! You are not proving your mother right by making yourself emotionally unavailable. In fact, you actually get that tendency from her,... unicorns. This was about unicorns the whole time. Totally.
Find resources for abortion and pro-choice advocacy at: podvoices.help
Discord (NEW! EXCITING! WOW!): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com
Twitter (until Adam says we can get rid of it): @monsterrightpod
157 episoade
Manage episode 355381236 series 2777635
Valentine's Day is here again, and we're here to ask why unicorns have such weird, puritanical standards. Your standards are too high, unicorns! Not everyone's perfect, you're almost thirty, and you've never been in a stable relationship for more than a few months! You are not proving your mother right by making yourself emotionally unavailable. In fact, you actually get that tendency from her,... unicorns. This was about unicorns the whole time. Totally.
Find resources for abortion and pro-choice advocacy at: podvoices.help
Discord (NEW! EXCITING! WOW!): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: findingmonsterright@gmail.com
Twitter (until Adam says we can get rid of it): @monsterrightpod
157 episoade
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