G30 59: Fairly Certain This Was A Movie Plot...
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*Opening Scene* Scientist: We can't do that. Questionable/Secret Government Entity: HA! *Two weeks later* (After an observation of the whole planet on fire) Joe Blue Collar: Well... Guess we gotta find a new planet... *Rolls Up Sleeves* Yup. We'll get into that... BUT FIRST!!! Alex and JoJo bring on a beer by recommendation from Rindi! Delirium Tremens https://www.delirium.be/en/beers Then we talk NASA finding 7 potentially habitable exoplanets a mere 39 light years away: https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-telescope-reveals-largest-batch-of-earth-size-habitable-zone-planets-around Which we're going to need because Monkeys and Chimpanzees have entered the Stone Age: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150818-chimps-living-in-the-stone-age And on these new planets we're going to need phones that last more than two years... *Enter Nokia, Stage Left* *Nokia Cracks Knuckles, Punches Audience in the Nostalgia* Nokia 3310 Resurrected: http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39095127 *Climatic Plot Twist* Plus, Episode 59's G30 Question of The Week: On a NASA trip to one of the newly discovered exoplanets what would be the most underrated role that no one is talking about? *End Scene* *Roll Credits* *Secret Awesome, but Significantly Vague After Credits Scene* G30 Happy Hour Will Return in Episode 60! -Cheers!
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