Date 82 - Never Skip Flipper Day
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People are seeing something in the warmer parts of the ocean. Unlike any other sea serpent, this singleton is segmented, lined with flippers, and will give you whatever head you want it to. It’s the Con Rit, a potentially creepy crawly cryptid that lurks in the waters of Vietnam and, if all of the slightly connected sightings can be believed, lots of other places too! But with so many options for hand/flipper-holding, will LD find love?
Featuring: How many legs is too many legs, A NEW GAME: Celebrity Cryptids, background kitten howling, flippers is legs, “lengthed”, if it stinks then throw it back, definition of a ‘Globster’, pick your own kind of head, love a fella with sheet metal siding, Montauk Monster mentions, hairy nostrils, you have to speculate and extrapolate to love monsters, and it’s ok to say no
CW: SPIDERS AND INSECTS throughout, brief mention of alcohol (18:50 - 19:00), mentions of animal remains from the ocean throughout, mentions of colonization, brief alluding to animal experimentation
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