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Another hopefully funny joke I wrote about a month ago. I have yet to receive any feedback on the jokes I have submitted thus far. I would love any suggestions you all may have. Especially, if you have any ideas on how to make them more offensive to the three big fat crack addict pigs. One would think if a pig was smoking meth and crack regularly, Tessa and Krusti, they would be thin. Not the case. Fat as fucking hogs. Gross. The Jizz Stain guzzles about four quarts of semen a day and that is enough calories to feed sub-saharan Africa for a month. So the jizz Stain has spread into a Jizz Pool because she is so fucking gross and fat from the amount of semen she feels the need to consume. Apparently, she now bakes trays of semen, dries it out and snorts massive lines of baked dried out hot semen off of Jimbo's ass as he gets fucked in the ass by a dark skinned fella. It's insanely fucked up. They all need serious help. Please continue to Scream and Shout and let it all out when you see any of the aforementioned piglets or Turkey. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/support