10 News Articles for 10/3/2024 (s3e277) with some Humor.

Non Sequitur News

Quick News Notes:

Starbucks Farms

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/starbucks-is-buying-up-coffee-farms-to-protect-its-supply/

The Cause of the Maui Wildfire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/investigation-reveals-cause-of-deadly-maui-wildfire/

Ships en route are Queueing Up

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/theres-already-a-queue-of-cargo-ships-backing-up-at-us-ports/

3D Printing Faux Filet

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/constructagon/f/d/worlds-largest-food-3d-printing-factory-to-make-60-tonnes-of-faux-filet-monthly/

This is a Speedy Wheelchair

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/border-agents-discover-1-million-cocaine-haul-hidden-in-wheelchair/

I've heard of High Chicken Prices.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/man-hides-weed-under-chicken-in-failed-620000-smuggling-plot/

Scanning Cats Brains

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/cats-in-the-hats-new-technique-transforms-how-scientists-scan-cats-brains/

Tenants Fight Back

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/rents-are-out-of-control-these-tenants-are-trying-a-new-tactic-to-fight-back/

Rescued by Crane while Stuck in Truck

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/driver-wedges-truck-on-narrow-road-for-3-days-before-finally-being-rescued-by-crane/

ChatGPT Breaks Out

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/openais-chatgpt-breaks-out-of-its-box-and-onto-a-canvas/