Biscuits and Dranks | AI Sex Dolls, Drug Stories, and J*zz Pudding

Pop Uncultured

This week on Pop Uncultured, the video that broke Mike and JY! Everyone has their breaking point, and we finally found theirs: a video of a man pumping his good time slime all over a snack pack chocolate pudding and eating it with a spoon. I, for one, found it very arousing. After that I ask an important question that even if I wrote it down in the description would make me feel like a bad person, it has to do with puppies though. A small tribute video diatribe leads us to our new segment, Jerk Talk, which eventually somehow leads to JY's bowling impressions (Lord strike me down if that doesn't get me every time, I had tears in my eyes editing this).
As this is a direct continuation of last week's episode, our business ideas are still cooking and the hits keep coming. Quora gives us another world class bonehead whose vaguely religious and fully retarded response to a blowjob question gets copied and pasted onto the AI story generator. Then we get into a lengthy discussion on the various ways we've permanently damaged our minds, bodies, and souls through grimy gas station drugs (turns out JY's smoked salvia like 38 times and I'm a decade-long off-brand, swamp-flavored heroin junkie).
Also we dive deep on the world of high class sex toys, more specifically, AI sex dolls. Wowee fellas, these things are highly affordable and absurdly attractive, which again, is why I can never purchase one. I'm out here in the world, moving and shaking, making plays and sucking gays. If I just buy a 10/10 headless corpse then what's the cotton-pickin point? I'm a man who likes to earn his headless corpses the ol' fashioned way.
Hey idiots, if you're addicted to kratom and want to quit, here's the tapering guide: https://www.reddit.com/r/modquittingkratom/comments/63tjtd/tapering/
Follow it to a tee and it'll work. There might be someone out there who had a habit longer than me using doses larger and with more frequency than me, but they'd have to be a goddamn unicorn. All that to say, if it worked for me, it will work for you.
Also, I tried exhaustively to find the cum pudding video but I think they took it down. The year is 2022, and the internet has finally disappointed me. RIP cum pudding guy.