Episode 1: “Rent A OG”

TWD Stroke

Are you struggling in the world today? Have you given your all to self help programs, therapy, and 12 step programs? We’ve created a sure fire solution to help you get on the straight and narrow regardless of what your malady might be. Call The TWD’s Rent A OG program. We’ll send a seasoned ex convict to your front door to be your mentor, stylist, security or wingman. We can even send you sons of single mothers a brand new, prison certified, gang affiliated reformed Step Father. This is a fully accredited company highly ranked in the better business bureau and employing min origins across the spectrum.
Wing OG- For you “less than sexually active” fellas living in your moms pool house. Our OG’s we’ll whip you into top shape with a prison workout of the day 4 times a week and then accompany you to the barroom, salsa club or pool hall of your choice to get social, get talking, and get a little mud for your turtle head
Secure OG- For the Girl Dads. Your princess just turned 16 and she’s snuck out on a date to Makeout Point with a local hooligan, we’ll send an emergency response team of 2-3 OGs to regulate the situation, just don’t ask any questions.
Nighttime OG- For Grandmaw. Pop pop hasn’t been around for close to a decade and no one seems to appreciate your Chicken Piccata any more. Let us get one of our OGs out to your place after dark. You can feed him and he’ll feed on you. What pop pop doesn’t know doesn’t hurt him.
Also Some EDC talk but not about guns.. It’s about some good ol Southern boys and their affinity for leather goods and custom Beads.
Keep an eye out for upcoming segments of the podcast broken down for YouTube clips. If your interested in the whole show it should be available in audio only version very soon on all your regular podcast streaming sites.