WTF Edgy Humor - Sexy Voice Guy podcast

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"Porn for Women" is a delightful book that humorously reimagines what women find alluring, created by the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative "I love a clean house!" "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." "Eat it! I don't like to see you so thin." "Is that the baby? I'll go get her." "I don't need a map. I'll ask for directions." "Let's just cuddle tonight." "I made you breakfast in bed." "You look beautiful in those comfortable clothes." "I love listening to you talk about your day." "Don't worry about the dishes; I'll do them." Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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PSA - Takis: Red Dye 40, ADHD, Bathroom Explosions, and Cancer? 1:13

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Parents – Want to give your kids the snack that keeps on giving? Takis Blue Heat! But are your kids ready to Face the intensity?" Your kids will experience a flavor explosion that tingles their taste buds and makes the corner of their mouths looking like they ate a village of smurfs. Their little hands will seamlessly transfer that beautiful indigo blue to their clothes, your furniture, and anything they touch. But wait, there's more! Our signature Red Dye 40 gives Takis their fiery hue and adds a dash of ADHD,. Why not fuel their distractions with this instant gratification snack. Need more convincing? We pack in potential carcinogens, so they can not only can enjoy takis today, but for the rest of their shortened life. Who needs cigarettes and vaping, when you've got Takis?" Maybe your kids are the adventurous type. Get them ready for the 'afterburn.' Takis' spicy kick ensures your road trip is interrupted by a 20 minute anal cavity explosion at a sketchy gas station in the middle of nowhere. Try not to get murdered while you wait for your child to blows it out Disclaimer: Have a garden hose, towels, and rubber gloves ready at all times when eating. Plan for any health care deductibles, Chemo therapy, and long term care for cancer. Get your bag of Takis today and face the intensity! Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Vagina Tough 1:23

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Enough of this "Get some balls" or "Grow a pair" - balls are sensitive. Get tough like a Vagina. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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F$ck Kindness 3:18

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This 84 Year old lying grandma - F her. Police agreed. Be kind - but don't be taken advantage of. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Let Me Cuss 0:53

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It drives me f___ing nuts when auto correct wont let me cuss via test message. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

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Did I Go Too Deep? 1:52

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Get ready to go all the way with the one and only Sexy Voice Guy —where we ask the age-old question: “Did I go too deep?” Spoiler alert: You can never go too deep when it comes to making a vocal impact. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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For Women: How to Survive an Alligator Attack 1:25

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Stay smooth and cool when faced with an alligator attack... Interesting strategy to survive Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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A New Perspective On Winnie the Pooh 2:46

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Winnie the Pooh was my favorite character growing up - reading through the books gives me a different perspective now... Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Clean it Deep 1:06

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Women want you to get up in there and clean it really deep from the inside. mmhmmm Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

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Porn For Women (Part 1) 2:59

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Welcome to a thought-provoking episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we delve into the art of connection, passion, and understanding in relationships. In this episode, titled “Unlocking Desire: What Women Want & How Men Can Respond,” we navigate the intricate world of emotional and physical intimacy from a woman’s perspective. Join us as we explore the complexities of what really turns women on, going beyond the superficial to understand the emotional, intellectual, and physical aspects of attraction and desire. We have special guests, including renowned relationship experts and psychologists, who offer their insights and advice. For men seeking to deepen their connection with their partners, this episode is a treasure trove of tips, from understanding the importance of communication and emotional presence to appreciating the nuances of physical touch and intimacy. We aim to dispel myths and foster a more profound understanding of mutual pleasure and respect in relationships. Tune in for an enlightening discussion that promises to enhance your perspective and approach to love, passion, and partnership. It's not just about turning on; it's about tuning in. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Smelly Fish 1:19

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In the latest episode of *Sexy Voice Guy*, listeners are treated to a candid reflection on the age-old issue many anglers face: the lingering smell of fish on their hands after a day by the water. The host playfully depicts fishing as an adventure where one tosses a line in the water, hoping for a fishy prize. Yet, every so often, this reward might be a turtle or even a snake—far from the desired catch. But more than these occasional aquatic surprises, the conversation gravitates towards the potent, unmistakable aroma that a fish leaves behind. The scent, as described, has a tenacity that can persevere until the next morning if one's hand-cleaning isn’t up to par. This leads our host to muse about the curious duality of fish. If its scent is so overwhelming, why then does its taste find favor among so many? The episode isn’t merely a contemplative journey though. Listeners are offered a practical piece of advice: when faced with fishy fingers, don’t descend into a panic. Hot water, soap, and a thorough scrubbing can restore hands to their unscented state. And as the broadcast draws to a close, *Sexy Voice Guy* imparts a final thought: While fishing brings immense joy, never underestimate the importance of a good hand wash afterwards. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Romantic Riddles 4:57

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Join the alluring tones of the Sexy Voice Guy as he dives deep into the quirky, everyday mysteries that separate men from women. From the age-old Toilet Seat Tango to the baffling battles of the Remote Control Rumble, we'll uncover those humorous habits that have both charmed and confounded lovers through the ages. While we humorously generalize these everyday conundrums, remember that individuality rules the roost. But, for comedic charm, let's pretend everyone *does* fit neatly into these categories. Laugh at the Closet Conundrums, nod in agreement with the Silent Treatment Scenarios, and reminisce about those late-night Phone Phobias in bed. These romantic riddles may never be fully solved, but they sure make life a whole lot more interesting. It's a light-hearted look at love, laughter, and life's little enigmas. So, buckle up, and let's unravel these riddles, one laugh at a time. Remember, even in mystery, it's always... *nice, baby.* 🖤🎧🌹 Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Yummy Yoga 3:24

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Stretch into the sultry world of yoga with the one and only Sexy Voice Guy. From intriguing positions like "Downward Dog" to hilarious renditions like "The Day Drinker" and "Goodbye Future Children", this episode will leave you both entertained and curiously inclined to try some out. But be forewarned - as alluring as yoga may seem, it's also a realm of unexpected sounds, astonishing flexibility, and at times, peculiar aromas. Whether you're a seasoned yogi or a rookie eager to stretch those limbs, this episode promises a blend of humor, sensuality, and raw honesty. So, grab your mat (and maybe a nose plug) and let's get started. Remember, it's not just about finding your center... it's about enjoying every (hilarious) moment of the journey. 💕🧘‍♂️🎧 Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Naughty Netflix 2:14

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Tune into the latest episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" where we navigate the world of 'Naughty Netflix' nights with your partner. Today, we discuss selecting the perfect binge-watch, the playful or perilous dynamics of onscreen beauty, and turning these viewing moments into a romantic extravaganza. We also cover the potential pitfalls of comparing your partner to on-screen heartthrobs, while providing tips to avoid body-shaming and promote intimacy. Learn how to spice up your binge-watching routine and transform a casual Netflix night into an enriching, shared experience. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L…

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Feast of Foreplay 3:45

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