Watch out ladies, it's... some incredibly misogynist television that we watched! Kath Barbadoro joined the show to watch Real Time season one, episode nineteen with me, and after I found out she was teaching a stand-up comedy class I was annoying about it and really made at her pick at some of the jokes in this episode. In my defense, they were FUC…

INSOMNIA ENERGY! Joining us this week in the midst of Dono's whirlwind of sleeplessness - it's returning champion Brian Alford from The Worst of All Possible Worlds. We talk about comets and a mexican restaurant with gamer lights and then it's question time: Feeling lightly weird when people find out you've been in a relationship since high school …

Kath tells Pat about a miracle gadget that piqued the interest of crowdfunding investors on kickstarter and indiegogo, despite no evidence that a single prototype was ever produced.

Listen, I'm very sorry to any listeners who are infuriated and/or disappointed by this episode, but like, I gotta be honest with this thing. This week, comedian Adam Christie joins me to give an insider's look into the practical reality of writing a weekly topical late night comedy show, and is obstinate with me in the way that only people who've b…

Folks, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins on this week's episode where we hear about why a woman was rejected from a job 48 years later, why King Charles is afraid of plastic cling wrap, Argentina's president plagiarizing a speech from the West Wing, 100 raccoons taking over a woman's home, and the $150k CyberTruck purchased by some cops Check out Jeremy's pod…

Folks! New ep, great ep, we're joined by a first time guest this week! Comedian, writer, and host of What A Time To Be Alive podcast it's Eli Yudin! We talk about Dono's horrifying cracker experience, Eli's new pup, and an absolutely punishing first date experience. And then it's questions: Navigating being aromantic but wanting to have kids | Chea…

Pat tells Kath about one of the messiest people we've ever discussed - Robert Konashewych, a Toronto cop who resorted to drastic measures to get out of debt while trying to hide an affair.

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why a large baby statue is freaking people out in England, how Will Smith shut the Men in Black set down with a giant fart, the Crumbl cookie pop up scam, how cat brain waves are measured with little hats, and the AI artist losing money from people stealing his work Become a patron for weekly bonus eps an…

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Comedian Sam Wiles joined the show to talk about whether or not he has, like me, concerns about having your creative works too associated with a guy you hate, then it's on to Real Time, season one, episode 18. It's not the smartest panel in the world, but they make up for it by being.... well, not very smart. Here's Sam being a man he hates as much…

I'm gonna say it at the top: banger episode. We're joined by streamer DeadBlossomJesse this week and they are fantastic. We talk to Jesse about loneliness while streaming, Chicago, pelicans, their divorce, a thoughtful Valentine's day gone wrong, and then your questions! Here's what we get into: How do you smile through the pain of a divorce | Stre…

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why the New York Times is proclaiming Strega Nona September, the 5D memory crystal that can allegedly store the human genome, how a cops gun was sucked into an MRI machine, how a cobbler made special shoes for a camel, and how pollen drove wooly mammoths to extinction Become a patron for weekly bonus eps …

I watched Real Time season 1, episode 17 all on my own, and man oh man, do I ever hate Bill Kristol. Lots of clips in this one; I get into the weeds on the quality and craftsmanship of the monologues jokes. Also, I changed my mind and did not include the clip from the DL Hughley Show, if you really want to you can watch it here. Join the Patreon he…

This one is wild out the gate gang, we are joined by Marcos from The Ain't Shit Show and many of the best Western Kabuki episodes. We talk experiences in the Craigslist personals, absolutely wild encounters, and Marcos' relationship history before getting into your question: Dating while living with your parents | Partner seems to be using their au…

Kath tells Pat about Albert Rosenberg, a man who had many of Toronto's elite fooled into believing he was a fellow power broker in the city's wealthiest neighborhood. Be sure to check out the documentary, The Talented Mr Rosenberg, produced by Courtney Shea, who wrote the Toronto Life article from which much of this story comes.…

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how the governor forgot his ID in Pennsylvania and couldn't buy booze, how squirrels took over a train, the Swedish Marvel character with a bad name translation, the guy who drove his lawnmower into an empty pool, and why we haven't evolved to have stronger knees Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and m…

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Lotta sponsors on this ep! Fruit (Eat It Up!™), Olivia Newton John, and the dark chocolate bar Dono ate beforehand and so we're gettin wacky. We're joined this week by post extraordinaire Katie Tightpussy, formerly of Twitter now mostly of Bluesky! We get the ol embarrassing dating stories and then it's question time: Dating as women for the first …

Kath tells Pat about coaching, an industry undergoing a surge of popularity, and the pyramid scheme-like ways that opportunistic "coaches" take advantage of it. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/liecheatandsteal!

Man, what a bad panel this was. Comedian Rachele Friedland joins me to, you know, talk Bill Maher. She's a former fan, and I was so exhausted from watching like six hours of Bill Maher content over a few days that I made her psychoanalyze me to find out why I am doing this. The answer? I'm fucked up, dewd. We talked about Real Time season 1 episode…

Folks, Jason Sheridan of 'Podcast The Ride' fame joins us on this week's episode where we hear about people paying for mule runners on the Strava running app, an otter that was trained to sniff out underwater evidence, Merlin the wizard's grave being unearthed, a dog that was rescued after being loose at the Newark airport, and the anti Stefani Ger…

That's right from Blocked Party and YKS we have the inimitable Producer Dan joining us this week. On his first podcast appearance! We talk to Dan about having his phone number out in public, an embarrassing dating story, and the importance of hydration! And then it's your questions: Update to the music festival ex question from last week | How to c…

Pat tells Kath about a crematory operator in the rural south who offered deep discounts to funeral homes to burn their bodies - how'd he do it so cheaply? he never burned them at all.

Comedian and ~*COMEDY HISTORIAN*~ Mike Bridenstine joins the show, and he's bringing with him a familiarity with Bill Maher that dwarfs probably anybody else who's been on the show. He tells us about the experience of attending a Real Time taping AND the after party afterwards, then we really get into the weeds when it comes to Real time season 1, …

Last week, Club Random with Bill Maher posted a "best of" compilation, and I watched it, and uh interesting definition of "best"... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how scientists gave a mushroom a robot roby, the couple that was banned from Disney's Club 33, the concern over Ludacris drinking glacier water, why people are wearing too much makeup in their passport photos, and how Dorito dye can make mice transparent Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff…

A lot has been going on in the scam world lately so we are back with another roundup! Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/liecheatandsteal.

Return of the Bryan! Returning champion Bryan Quinby aka MurderBryan from the Guys podcast join us again this week! We catch up on Bryan's life since starting Guys, his daughter moving out to head to our alma mater, self-esteem, and then your questions here's what we get into: GF can't cum and seems fine with that but you're not | Someone writes in…

If you've ever wanted to listen to a man's spirit die in real time, this is the episode for you. Find all of Mike's links here, get tickets for Commander Sealed here Follow the show's Patreon here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how two men damaged an ancient rock formation, a bald eagle that was too fat too fly, why you shouldn't take health tips from the world's oldest people, the lonely dolphin that keeps attacking people in Japan, and why a man was abandoned on a mountain by his coworkers Become a patron for weekly bonus eps …

What's up gang it's Audrey's bday and to celebrate we're getting through as many backlog questions as we can and ya know what? We did alright we hit a lot. So if you've been waiting for an answer to your question from over a year ago maybe we hit it this time! There's so many questions I can't list em all so you'll have to listen to find out Thanks…

Kath tells Pat about a recent story involving a community of disability advocates working in video games, several of whom may not exist.

The sound quality on this one is not good because I lost the high quality audio files and was stuck using the Zoom recording. I genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, do not understand what could've happened, but such is life. Anyway, this episode of Real time was a real dud, but that's okay (sort of) because our guest wasn't! Writer and comedian …