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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: Luke 13:31–35 (NRSV) 31At that very hour some Pharisees came and said to him, “Get away from here, for Herod wants to kill you.” 32He said to them, “Go and tell that fox for me, ‘Listen, I am casting out demons and performing cures today and tomorrow, and on the third day I finish my work. 33Yet today, tomorrow, and the next day I must be on my way, because it is impossible for a prophet to be killed outside of Jerusalem.’ 34Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the city that kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to it! How often have I desired to gather your children together as a hen gathers her brood under her wings, and you were not willing! 35See, your house is left to you. And I tell you, you will not see me until the time comes when you say, ‘Blessed is the one who comes in the name of the Lord.’ ” Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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March 9, 2025 - Lent 1C 1:03:11

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Send us a text Comics Andrew Hilary (@andrewhilaryus) and Abigail Elias (@mr.abigailelias) are back for another round. This time our topics include: Observing the Sabbath Fasting for Lent Whether the devil sounds like a character from Cow and Chicken This Week's Gospel: Luke 4:1–13 (NRSV) 1Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit, returned from the Jordan and was led by the Spirit in the wilderness, 2where for forty days he was tempted by the devil. He ate nothing at all during those days, and when they were over, he was famished. 3The devil said to him, “If you are the Son of God, command this stone to become a loaf of bread.” 4Jesus answered him, “It is written, ‘One does not live by bread alone.’ ” 5Then the devil led him up and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. 6And the devil said to him, “To you I will give their glory and all this authority; for it has been given over to me, and I give it to anyone I please. 7If you, then, will worship me, it will all be yours.” 8Jesus answered him, “It is written, ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve only him.’ ” 9Then the devil took him to Jerusalem, and placed him on the pinnacle of the temple, saying to him, “If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down from here, 10for it is written, ‘He will command his angels concerning you, to protect you,’ 11and ‘On their hands they will bear you up, so that you will not dash your foot against a stone.’ ” 12Jesus answered him, “It is said, ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’ ” 13When the devil had finished every test, he departed from him until an opportune time. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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March 2, 2025 - Transfiguration Sunday 32:15

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us to discuss Luke 9:28–43 (NET) 28Now about eight days after these sayings, Jesus took with him Peter, John, and James, and went up the mountain to pray. 29As he was praying, the appearance of his face was transformed, and his clothes became very bright, a brilliant white.30 Then two men, Moses and Elijah, began talking with him.31 They appeared in glorious splendor and spoke about his departure that he was about to carry out at Jerusalem.32 Now Peter and those with him were quite sleepy, but as they became fully awake, they saw his glory and the two men standing with him. 33Then as the men were starting to leave, Peter said to Jesus, “Master, it is good for us to be here. Let us make three shelters, one for you and one for Moses and one for Elijah”—not knowing what he was saying. 34As he was saying this, a cloud came and overshadowed them, and they were afraid as they entered the cloud. 35Then a voice came from the cloud, saying, “This is my Son, my Chosen One. Listen to him!”36 After the voice had spoken, Jesus was found alone. So they kept silent and told no one at that time anything of what they had seen. 37Now on the next day, when they had come down from the mountain, a large crowd met him. 38Then a man from the crowd cried out, “Teacher, I beg you to look at my son—he is my only child! 39A spirit seizes him, and he suddenly screams; it throws him into convulsions and causes him to foam at the mouth. It hardly ever leaves him alone, torturing him severely. 40I begged your disciples to cast it out, but they could not do so.”41 Jesus answered, “You unbelieving and perverse generation! How much longer must I be with you and endure you? Bring your son here.” 42As the boy was approaching, the demon threw him to the ground and shook him with convulsions. But Jesus rebuked the unclean spirit, healed the boy, and gave him back to his father. 43Then they were all astonished at the mighty power of God. But while the entire crowd was amazed at everything Jesus was doing, he said to his disciples, Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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February 23, 2025 - Epiphany 7C 58:47

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Send us a text Comics Andrew Hilary (@andrewhilaryus) and Abigail Elias (@mr.abigailelias) pop in to talk about: Jews and shellfish Misbehaving in church And how kindness might just be the thing that saves us This Week's Gospel: Luke 6:27–38 (NRSV) 27[Jesus said,] “But I say to you that listen, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. 29If anyone strikes you on the cheek, offer the other also; and from anyone who takes away your coat do not withhold even your shirt. 30Give to everyone who begs from you; and if anyone takes away your goods, do not ask for them again. 31Do to others as you would have them do to you. 32“If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. 33If you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same. 34If you lend to those from whom you hope to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, to receive as much again. 35But love your enemies, do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return. Your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High; for he is kind to the ungrateful and the wicked. 36Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful. 37“Do not judge, and you will not be judged; do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven; 38give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap; for the measure you give will be the measure you get back.” Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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February 16, 2025 - Epiphany 6C 31:24

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us to discuss Luke 6:17–26 (NET): 17Then [Jesus] came down with them and stood on a level place. And a large number of his disciples had gathered along with a vast multitude from all over Judea, from Jerusalem, and from the seacoast of Tyre and Sidon. They came to hear him and to be healed of their diseases, 18and those who suffered from unclean spirits were cured. 19The whole crowd was trying to touch him, because power was coming out from him and healing them all. 20Then he looked up at his disciples and said: “Blessed are you who are poor, for the kingdom of God belongs to you. 21“Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. “Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh. 22“Blessed are you when people hate you, and when they exclude you and insult you and reject you as evil on account of the Son of Man! 23Rejoice in that day, and jump for joy, because your reward is great in heaven. For their ancestors did the same things to the prophets. 24“But woe to you who are rich, for you have received your comfort already. 25“Woe to you who are well satisfied with food now, for you will be hungry. “Woe to you who laugh now, for you will mourn and weep. 26“Woe to you when all people speak well of you, for their ancestors did the same things to the false prophets. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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February 9, 2025 - Epiphany 5C 55:56

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Send us a text Comic Kayleigh Dumas (@kayleigh_dumas) and Eric's brother Michael Martin (@michaelmartin19) are back to talk about the Church's historic relationship with the LGBTQ+ population, Jesus making the disciples go back to work, and what it means when Peter calls himself a "sinful" man. Today's Gospel: Luke 5:1-11 NLT [1] One day as Jesus was preaching on the shore of the Sea of Galilee, great crowds pressed in on him to listen to the word of God. [2] He noticed two empty boats at the water’s edge, for the fishermen had left them and were washing their nets. [3] Stepping into one of the boats, Jesus asked Simon, its owner, to push it out into the water. So he sat in the boat and taught the crowds from there. [4] When he had finished speaking, he said to Simon, “Now go out where it is deeper, and let down your nets to catch some fish.” [5] “Master,” Simon replied, “we worked hard all last night and didn’t catch a thing. But if you say so, I’ll let the nets down again.” [6] And this time their nets were so full of fish they began to tear! [7] A shout for help brought their partners in the other boat, and soon both boats were filled with fish and on the verge of sinking. [8] When Simon Peter realized what had happened, he fell to his knees before Jesus and said, “Oh, Lord, please leave me—I’m such a sinful man.” [9] For he was awestruck by the number of fish they had caught, as were the others with him. [10] His partners, James and John, the sons of Zebedee, were also amazed. Jesus replied to Simon, “Don’t be afraid! From now on you’ll be fishing for people!” [11] And as soon as they landed, they left everything and followed Jesus. https://bible.com/bible/116/luk.5.1-11.NLT Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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February 2, 2025 - Epiphany 4C 28:33

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us to discuss Luke 4:21–30 (NET): 21Then [Jesus] began to tell them, “Today this scripture has been fulfilled even as you heard it being read.”22 All were speaking well of him, and were amazed at the gracious words coming out of his mouth. They said, “Isn’t this Joseph’s son?” 23Jesus said to them, “No doubt you will quote to me the proverb, ‘Physician, heal yourself!’ and say, ‘What we have heard that you did in Capernaum, do here in your hometown too.’ ” 24And he added, “I tell you the truth, no prophet is acceptable in his hometown. 25But in truth I tell you, there were many widows in Israel in Elijah’s days, when the sky was shut up three and a half years, and there was a great famine over all the land. 26Yet Elijah was sent to none of them, but only to a woman who was a widow at Zarephath in Sidon.27 And there were many lepers in Israel in the time of the prophet Elisha, yet none of them was cleansed except Naaman the Syrian.”28 When they heard this, all the people in the synagogue were filled with rage. 29They got up, forced him out of the town, and brought him to the brow of the hill on which their town was built, so that they could throw him down the cliff.30 But he passed through the crowd and went on his way. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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January 26, 2025 - Epiphany 3C 1:01:19

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Send us a text Comic Kayleigh Dumas (@kayleigh_dumas) and Eric's brother Michael Martin (@michaelmartin19) join us to talk about the news from Lake Wobegon, the fear of God, and a cocky Jesus delivering his first sermon. Today's Gospel: Luke 4:14–21 (NET) 14Then Jesus, in the power of the Spirit, returned to Galilee, and news about him spread throughout the surrounding countryside.15 He began to teach in their synagogues and was praised by all. 16Now Jesus came to Nazareth, where he had been brought up, and went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, as was his custom. He stood up to read,17 and the scroll of the prophet Isaiah was given to him. He unrolled the scroll and found the place where it was written, 18“ The Spirit of the Lord is upon me , because he has anointed me to proclaim good news to the poor . He has sent me to proclaim release to the captives and the regaining of sight to the blind , to set free those who are oppressed , 19 to proclaim the year of the Lord ’ s favor .” 20Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant, and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fixed on him. 21Then he began to tell them, “Today this scripture has been fulfilled even as you heard it being read.” Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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January 19, 2025 - Epiphany 2C 29:54

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us to discuss John 2:1–11. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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January 12, 2025 - The Baptism of Our Lord C 59:48

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Send us a text Comics Dave Stewart (@biggest_dave_412, @chipped_ham_comedy) and Andy "Big Hoss" Rice (@bighosscomedy) join us to talk about DIY punk; digressions into vestments and the wizard of Oz; and the good news of baptizing Jesus. Today's Gospel is Luke 3:15–17, 21–22 Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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January 5, 2025 - Christmas 2C 32:56

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Send us a text Erick and Abby join us for their first episode as regular contributors to discuss John 1:1-18. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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August 25, 2024 - Proper 16B 1:01:46

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Send us a text Comics Luke Severeid (www.lukesevereid.com) and Abby Elias (@itsabbye) join us to talk about the "bad parts" of the Pacific Northwest, eating Jesus, and the dangers of musical theater. Today's Gospel is John 6:56–69 Thanks for a fantastic first season - come back in about three months for Season 2! Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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August 11, 2024 - Proper 14B 53:16

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Send us a text Pittsburgh comics Josh Ritenour (@ritkeepstalking) and Justin Gilkey (@justo_comedy) are back to talk about being professional, flesh-bread, and Jesus on tour. Today's Gospel is John 6:35, 41–51 Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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July 28, 2024 - Proper 12B 56:40

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Send us a text Pittsburgh comics Josh Ritenour (@ritkeepstalking) and Justin Gilkey (@justo_comedy) join us to talk about Idolatry, Biblical era alimony, and Jesus represented as Mr. Beast and/or Jason Vorhees. Today's Gospel is John 6:1–21 Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10864-trickster Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scripture quotations are from New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989 National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.…

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July 14, 2024 - Proper 10B 54:52

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